It's not like I wanted you to pretend you were in love with me or something. Why would I pretend that? Guys do that.
American Pie 2
31.5s
- Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating? - We're skipping a few chapters. - Oh, okay. This is good. This is good. Obviously. - Gilligan's island, Mr Howell. - What? You've got to control yourself and think of something nonsexual. I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower. I'm sorry. Yeah, nonsexual. Right, right. Okay. - Chairs. - Good.
American Pie 2
17.2s
Oh, hey. Yeah, I'm fine. - How about you? - That's Stifler's mom. Silence. I didn't really think you were gonna be in Michigan this summer. Yeah, you're more than welcome to be here. Okay, stop by in a couple of weeks. We're having a big party. Okay, bye. Stifler, was that...
American Pie 2
58s
Mucilage is dangerous territory... and I would think any adhesive product... would have a warning right on the tube. I thought it was a lubricant. I was trying to use lubricant. Son, couldn't you have left that disgusting thing at home? Excuse me? Well, that kind of material is offensive to me. Oh, well, we're sorry. But, you see, my son couldn't leave it at home... because he's having a bit of a medical emergency. Thanks, Dad. Your opinion of his taste in video rentals, I'm afraid... is not a priority, lady. It's at the bottom of the totem pole.
American Pie 2
8.2s
Don't move! Stay where you are! Hands where we can see 'em! Both hands! Get the other hand up, God damn it!
American Pie 2
1.3s
Mastodons.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Of course.
American Pie 2
8s
Good, Jim. You're making me wet. Holy shit. Really? No, I was just saying that so you could practice.
American Pie 2
13s
Do I seem uptight about my sexual stuff? No. The biggest pointer I could give you is... you have to feel comfortable in any situation. Stand up.
American Pie 2
2.4s
Cleaning my bathroom.
American Pie 2
6.7s
Left foot first. Easy does it. Good. - Watch your head. - All right. Take a seat.
American Pie 2
11.6s
Does direction matter, like clockwise, counter clockwise? Okay, Jim, this is what I'm talking about. Your main problem is you're so uptight.
American Pie 2
1.7s
She's coming.
American Pie 2
2.2s
Pointer... less tongue.
American Pie 2
4.3s
Do you now? You're that guy who blew his load on the Internet.
