- Now, I'm a hot girl. - Right. - Okay, what do you wanna do? - I wanna feel your boobs. No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
American Pie 2
13s
I know. Okay, I'm gonna help you. Really? Yeah, I feel bad for saying that you sucked... even though you kind of did.
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4.4s
- That doesn't even count. - That totally counted. - That's how you kiss your mother. - Don't you say anything!
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8.5s
Make it real. You do that... we'll do anything you want. Anything? Anything.
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5.7s
That is what I'm talking about. Kev, you can look.
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4.9s
- You better like it. - Promise. I wouldn't lie.
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3.9s
That's it. Where's your tongue?
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3.8s
Yeah, well, I'm not like other guys.
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2.1s
Let's just get started.
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35.3s
Jim, what are you doing here? Well, I thought you had said... You can't just stand out here. Look, I need your help. Nadia's coming back and I don't... I don't wanna be this awkward... bumbling, nervous guy with her. I don't wanna seem like a dork. Well, I know that feeling. Spend your life playing in the band... it doesn't exactly give you the ultra-cool hipster image. - I think you're pretty cool. - Seriously?
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8.8s
Jenny, where'd you put my clarinet? - I think I shoved it in your box. - Thanks. Bad man. I'm a bad, bad man.
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1.5s
Absolutely.
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2.2s
"Efforts must be doubled."
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2.2s
Efforts must be doubled.
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2.2s
Stifler's mom is coming here.
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1.7s
She's coming.
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17.2s
Oh, hey. Yeah, I'm fine. - How about you? - That's Stifler's mom. Silence. I didn't really think you were gonna be in Michigan this summer. Yeah, you're more than welcome to be here. Okay, stop by in a couple of weeks. We're having a big party. Okay, bye. Stifler, was that...
