This is not gonna fit. Look at you and look at me. - Too big. - I'll get you the blue stringy number.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Repressed.
American Pie 2
2.3s
Maybe you kicked it under the bed.
American Pie 2
3.2s
Guys, get the hell out of there right now.
American Pie 2
2.2s
I think I can fix these.
American Pie 2
3.8s
And now for our devoted listeners, back to the show.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Don't be a wimp.
American Pie 2
27.1s
Good boys. - Very good. - Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser. What? I wasn't trying! That's not fair! I wasn't trying there! No judgment. Wait a second. You were trying? - Fuck no! - You were trying! - I kissed Jim! - Silence! - Ladies. - Yes? As you were.
American Pie 2
2.6s
- Hand jobs. - Okay!
American Pie 2
13s
I know. Okay, I'm gonna help you. Really? Yeah, I feel bad for saying that you sucked... even though you kind of did.
American Pie 2
31.5s
- Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating? - We're skipping a few chapters. - Oh, okay. This is good. This is good. Obviously. - Gilligan's island, Mr Howell. - What? You've got to control yourself and think of something nonsexual. I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower. I'm sorry. Yeah, nonsexual. Right, right. Okay. - Chairs. - Good.
American Pie 2
8s
Good, Jim. You're making me wet. Holy shit. Really? No, I was just saying that so you could practice.
American Pie 2
3.8s
Good. Okay, now... the collarbone... kiss.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Kiss me, here.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Of course.
American Pie 2
1.4s
Shit.
American Pie 2
8.2s
Don't move! Stay where you are! Hands where we can see 'em! Both hands! Get the other hand up, God damn it!
