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-'Cause he started it. - You started it. You literally started it. - No, you started it! -"Oh, my knee hurts." What do you think they're talking about? Are we off the record? Yeah, sure, sure. No idea. You know what? I shouldn't have come. Jerry always gets in your head. Did Jerry tell you to say that? You part of the whole Truman Show of it all? I mean, Jerry invited me to the rehearsal dinner because he thought it would distract you guys, which it did. But, um, I wanted to see you. So I came. Sure. Oh, my God. You guys are fucking idiots. Both of you. But I love you both. I'm gonna go. Maybe I'll see you later. Or not. - Cheryl... - Go get Jerry. He fucking deserves it.
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- To Jerry. - Wait. Oh! So, boys, how did it go? - Not good. - So bad. So, so bad. Did you guys just sign away your chance to tag him? Yeah, but we're still okay because non-wedding times are fair game. We just gotta find the right window. - What happened? - He kicked our ass. - Well, technically, he punched my ass. - Punched your ass. - Repeatedly. - Hard. Well, according to the bylaws, that is highly illegal. Except he didn't hit my asshole, -so it's legal. - It's legal. Okay, what are you talking about? Here. Page... Yes! Right there.
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I'm the girl who cried miscarriage. But I had to get him out of that room and distract you for a couple of hours so that the amendment could kick in. Wait. Are you even pregnant? No, I was never pregnant. You were never pregnant? Whoa. Just listen. Jerry knew that you guys might get the drop on him so "Operation Miscarriage" was our fail-safe. - It was an operation? - It was actually my idea. - Brilliant. Brilliant! - Ah, thanks. That's diabolical. Everyone's just pissed because you won, and they're boys. They can't get pregnant, so they can't fake a miscarriage. It's true. Look, I'm not saying I want you to have a miscarriage. Then don't. 'Cause that would be terrible. But if you ever do have a miscarriage, I don't wanna say that you would deserve it 'cause that's too far, but what I will say and what I do feel is that's what you get.
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Someone there's gotta know where he is. - I like this. That's a good idea. - Great! - Up top! Buckle up, gang! - Yes! Giddy up! - You're it, by the way. - What's wrong? - My fucking knee. - What's wrong with your knee? I got hit by a log. You got hit by a log, what? We were chasing him. I got hit by a fucking log. It really hurts. I'm gonna go in. Fuck, I'm pissed off about this, but go. You want me to call the pediatrician? I'm an adult. I don't need a pediatrician. You're not coming? I think I'm gonna slow you down. Why don't you guys go? After the gym, let's meet up. All right, fine. Trust me, I wanna go, but I just-- Y'all need a sub? Huh? I'm in! We're super good, man. Thanks! We're good. Who's banned now, bitch?
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