So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself. - Where you from? - Uh, here, actually. Wow, a local. I'm jealous. You get to live in paradise all year long. I meant to ask this on the phone, but how old are you? Well... I know you were looking for someone early to mid-20s. - I'm slightly older. - Right. How old? I just turned 29. - Recently? - Last year. - So you're 29? - Last year. And how old are you, like, right now? - One more year older. - So 30. Yeah. 32. I...
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Oh, well, welcome to our home. I'm Allison and this is my husband, Laird.
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Up. Okay, open your eyes. Oh, what the fuck? - That's disgusting. - Ow! Ow! - [grunts] Stop pulling on it! - This was a gift from a friend. Ow! Ow. Ow. Don't pull it, don't pull it, don't-- You have to push in to get out. I'm trying.
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Pretty where?
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- It's just what Dad drove. - [Maddie] Mm. Okay, then, why don't you date Percy and the Buick is yours? And don't just "date" him, you know? Get to know him, 'cause he's a good kid. So when you say date him, do you mean date him or date him?
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Laird. Am I saying that right? Yeah, one syllable. Laird. Okay.
So should I come up, or do you wanna come down here? - Come on. - Yeah, come on up. - That'd be great. - [Laird] Come on up. [grunting]
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[chuckles] I just want you to know, we have the utmost respect for sex workers.
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- Just call me Laird. - I can't.
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May I be frank?
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I'm assuming that I'm here because you haven't found anyone yet, and the reason you haven't found anyone yet is because young girls are idiots. That's not their fault. They're young. But... this is your son we're talking about.
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- [Maddie] Wow, he's adorable. - [Allison] Isn't he? [Maddie] Mm-hm. So... how does this work? The honor system or...? - That, and we know his passcode. - Mm-hm.
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We tried everything to bring him out of his shell.
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We've just been so worried about our son.
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We can't send him to college like that. He'd never make it. Well, that's why you called a professional. Not a professional, just a girl who needs a car. Yeah. We didn't come by this easily.
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- We're at the end of our rope. - I was shy when I was Percy's age. But I dated this girl right before I went to college, and she really opened me up sexually. Okay. - Barbara. - Mm-mm. Anyway, by the time I got to college, I was out of my shell and thriving. - Yes, and that's what we want for Percy. - Is this him? Yes.
