[GRUNTING] [WHIMPERING] Oh, my skin burns. My skin burns. Oh, ow! God. - It's okay. It's not your fault, Doug. - Don't touch me. Shut up. All of you, shut up.
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...because this circle's about as far as it's ever gonna go. In other words, forget everything. [CHUCKLES] Doug, I'm serious. I got a wife and kid.
What the fuck happened last night? Hey, Phil, am I missing a tooth?
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STU: There it is. PHIL: Hear, hear. DOUG: Hey, thanks, guys.
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Vegas.
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- Whose are those? - I don't know. It's a men's size 6. - That's weird. - What is this, a snakeskin? Oh, come on! Ew! - That's a used condom, Alan. - Oh, God. Blech! - Get it out of the car. STU: Gross, it's wet. - I don't want the thing. - Hey! Come on. I got jizz on me. Jesus Christ, guys! STU: Get it out. PHIL: Fuck!
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Thanks again, champ. And, uh, again, we are so sorry we stole your tiger. Don't worry about it, man. Like you said, we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. [LAUGHING] - I told you he'd get it. - I did say that.
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Tracy did mention that we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit. STU: And one water.
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- Can I ask you another question? LISA: Sure. You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesars Palace, is it? What do you mean?
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ALAN: Hey, I found him! He's over here! - Oh, shit.
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Just get me home. Mm-hm. Just get me home.
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That's it. Shut up, bitches.
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[SINGING "CANDY SHOP"]
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How can a cake cost $1400?
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So I have you in a two-bedroom suite on the 12th floor, is that okay? It sounds perfect. Actually, I was wondering if you had any villas. - We're not even gonna be in the room. - It's unnecessary. No big deal. We can share beds. It's one night. If we're share beds, I'm bunking with Phil. - You good with that? - No, I'm not. Guys, we are not sharing beds. What are we, 12 years old? Lisa, I apologize. How much is the villa? Well, we have one villa available, and it's 4200 for the night. - Is it awesome? - It's pretty awesome. - We'll take it. Give her your credit card. - I can't give her my credit card. - We'll split it. - Are you crazy? No, this is on us.
