(CATERINA BLEATS) Whoa! Oh, good morning, Mr. Branzino. -And also, I'm sorry. -(SIGHS) Well, how's Mrs. Branzino? Hi, Luca.
Luca
6.9s
-Uh... -I didn't. But I pushed it out the back window. Took a while to put back together, but it's fine now.
Luca
4.9s
(LUCA YELPS) Hey, this isn't a joyride. Make yourselves useful.
Luca
2.2s
He said I was old enough to be on my own.
Luca
2.3s
Good day. (WATER SPLASHES)
Luca
1.3s
I'll go win the race.
Luca
1.2s
(LUCA WHIMPERS)
Luca
1.6s
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
Luca
13.7s
Do you think I want you to leave? This is the happiest I've... (INHALES DEEPLY) Look, it's just not worth it. You don't understand. No, I don't. Risking your life for a Vespa?
Luca
2s
My parents were gonna send me away.
Luca
1.2s
(SIGHS)
Luca
8.9s
Ah, Ciccio! The motor! They are slowly getting away! -(GRUNTS) -(ERCOLE GROANS) Guido, slap Ciccio. (EXCLAIMS IN ITALIAN) -With contempt! -(CICCIO GRUNTS)
Luca
12.5s
-Eh? (QUESTIONS IN ITALIAN) -GIULIA: Ercole! -Whoa! (GRUNTING) -(GIULIA QUESTIONS IN ITALIAN) (EXCLAIMS IN ITALIAN) Giulia! It is wool. It cannot get wet! Ciccio, make it dry, subito! -(LUCA WHIMPERS) -GIULIA: Luca? Alberto?
Luca
1.6s
-(YELPS) -(ERCOLE GRUNTS)
Luca
1.2s
ERCOLE: Ha-ha!
Luca
18.9s
Listen, piccoletto, I eat kids like you for breakfast. I dunk them in my cioccolata and... (MIMICS CHOMPING) ...finiti! -(MIMICS KNIFE SWISHING) -(LUCA GULPS) So, here, sign up. Mm? I'll make it my mission to destroy you. (LAUGHS) It's gonna be some race, huh?
Luca
14.5s
You'll have to beat Ercole. Okay, so we'll beat Ercole. Huh. Really? Thinks he'll beat Ercole, this guy. (CHUCKLES) First of all, get in line! Every summer, that jerk makes my life miserable. So, no one's taking him down unless it's me!
Luca
8.3s
Second, this isn't any old race. It's an epic, grueling, traditional Italian triathlon. Swimming, cycling, and eating pasta.