(PANTING) Yeah, try not to accidentally erase the whole of the OASIS on your first day.
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I created the OASIS because I never felt at home in the real world. I just didn't know how to connect with the people there. I was afraid for all of my life. Right up until the day I knew my life was ending.
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Why would that scare me?
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This can't be the end.
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This is wrong. This pen, this contract.
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I'm gonna need a second.
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(YELLS)
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Out.
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(PANTING)
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It's a test.
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Uh, Samantha? Okay. Cool.
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Z, if I hurt you, I'm... I'm sorry. No, it's... Wait, did... did you just call me "Z"? -Oh, my God. Did I? -I think you did. (LAUGHS) Wade, I'm sorry. Yeah, Wade, Z. You can call me whatever you want. And I'll call you Sam. No.
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Ahh!
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For the record, um... I'm not disappointed. You said I... I would be disappointed when I met you, but... I'm not. I've lived with it my whole life. You don't have to pretend.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(YELLING)
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Oh, that's just me a long time ago. I like to have him around from time to time. Hey, I have to show you something. This, uh... Come on. This is the button. If you push it, the whole simulation shuts down and a tapeworm program will erase all of the backup servers. So you now have the power to turn the OASIS off forever. Do you understand?