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For the love of God. Smile, buddy.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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The last, well, seven years have gone by way too fast. This school's given me so much. I just can't seem to give enough back. - That's Van. - That's him!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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She's great with these quick jobs... plus there is no substitute for decades of experience. That looks amazing.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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My name is Van Wilder, and this is my home... Coolidge College.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, gosh, that was great. Thanks for the quick job there.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me, gentlemen. Van, this is Dr. Henke, proctologist. Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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First year can be kind of scary, can't it, Timmy? My name's not-- But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter... because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down. - I don't have a pen. - Well, remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts... but I believe in you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Don't you? I mean, look around you. Timmy?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Coolidge College was established in 18-- Who knows this? It was in your freshman facts. The first day of spring semester. A time to say good-bye to the parents once again... and say hello to a few new student bodies.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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We've got a jumper!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I need these in 20 minutes.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay, so Suk Mee's a little old... but she is just so damn good.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Great work, Van. Thanks! Remember my credo, Timmy. Don't be a fool. Stay in school.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hold on, son. You don't want to do this. I didn't want to come here either. They made me come! They made me!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Swim team really does need your love, folks.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I have confirmations from the African-American Club... the Gay and Lesbian Caucus, MECCA, HEPA, PETA. This multi-coalition party was a masterful plan. It should triple our income. I just hope it's enough. Van, you must listen to me. We are merely one party away from accomplishing our goal. What if she's right, huh? What if I'm avoiding graduation because I'm scared? Listen to yourself, meathead. You've never doubted yourself in your whole life. This girl's got you thinking, man. It's not good.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I shouldn't even be talking to you like this. And I shouldn't be in the women's locker room! But sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... even if you know it's someplace you know you're not supposed to be.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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This is the culmination of my being. Baby, I'm about to culminate. Now, get over here.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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For the love of God. Smile, buddy.

The last, well, seven years have gone by way too fast. This school's given me so much. I just can't seem to give enough back. - That's Van. - That's him!

She's great with these quick jobs... plus there is no substitute for decades of experience. That looks amazing.

My name is Van Wilder, and this is my home... Coolidge College.

Well, gosh, that was great. Thanks for the quick job there.

Excuse me, gentlemen. Van, this is Dr. Henke, proctologist. Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight.

Don't you? I mean, look around you. Timmy?

Coolidge College was established in 18-- Who knows this? It was in your freshman facts. The first day of spring semester. A time to say good-bye to the parents once again... and say hello to a few new student bodies.

We've got a jumper!

I need these in 20 minutes.

Okay, so Suk Mee's a little old... but she is just so damn good.

Great work, Van. Thanks! Remember my credo, Timmy. Don't be a fool. Stay in school.

Hold on, son. You don't want to do this. I didn't want to come here either. They made me come! They made me!

Swim team really does need your love, folks.

I shouldn't even be talking to you like this. And I shouldn't be in the women's locker room! But sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... even if you know it's someplace you know you're not supposed to be.

This is the culmination of my being. Baby, I'm about to culminate. Now, get over here.