I see you're a man of great taste. Need anything else? Laptop? Cameras? AK-47? Stereos? Rolex?
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Look, you old bat, this is a federal... The man ain't been here for two days and you all over him. Oh! You think me and the white... No, I don't get down like that. Are you drinkin' that corn liquor? Are you sippin' on the yak? Maybe I have. But somethin's goin' on. I got my eye on you two.
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I used to be married, but not any more. Oh, Lord. Is she with Jesus? No. Actually, Jesus, I think, is how he pronounces it. He was the gardener. I caught him spreadin' fertilizer in the bedroom, if you know what I mean. 'Scuse me, honey. Here's your corn bread. I got to go. No, you can't! Ladies, it was really a pleasure.
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Don't you think you're being a little rough on the ladies?
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Well, I think that only works with fireflies.
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OK, it just got serious.
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Pickin' on a little man. I'm at ya.
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Oh, Lord!
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Big Momma, I think you just had a Peeping Tom.
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How do you feel, Malcolm? Nervous about your testimony? Nervous? No. No, I'm cool. This won't be the first time I've testified. This one ain't gettin' away. Let's hope. This is your basic hostile jury. Good luck. Yeah. All right.
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That's all, people.
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- What's he doin' here? - This is God's house, where all of his children are welcome. Yeah, maybe all exceptin' him.
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He's fine.
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Those stewed prunes! They just goin' right straight through me.
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I believe the Good Book says "lf you don't know me, don’t judge me." - That was Tupac. - Definitely Tupac. Tupac. All right. Well, Trent, what does it say? Mom says Jesus said we should love one another as we love ourselves. No, Trent. That's an old lyric from AI Green. I got it in the car. Jesus did say that. - Amen! - Yes, he did. Anyway... Trent, do you remember that day at the lake when I told you that if you wanted something bad enough you gotta be patient and it might come to you?
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Yes, brothers and sisters.
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Say, you know what I do when I have an upset stomach? I jog. Yes! Come on! It's good when you got the runs. Come on, me and you around the block. Listen, either I can go around you, or I can go through you. Whichever you decide. Fine.