- OK, we're home. - My bladder got me just runnin'. Maybe I should come in for a little nightcap. Consider your night capped.
Big Momma's House
14.2s
Everybody's all dressed up and looking good. I wanna freshen up and get out of my traveling clothes. No, don't worry about that. You look fine. Listen, I got some dress-up clothes, too. I wanna put mine on.
Big Momma's House
9.2s
I said "Sherry, are you all right?" You said... Oh, damn. Big Momma gettin' light-headed. Wait a second. Maybe we should take you upstairs.
Big Momma's House
4.3s
Where's my Sherry? Where's my baby Sherry?
Big Momma's House
3.5s
And the phone call was to set up your surprise party.
Big Momma's House
8.7s
Come on, why don't you give it to me? Give it up before you hurt somebody, OK? - I'm about to go secure the perimeter. - Nolan!
Big Momma's House
10.5s
Yeah. I been workin' with that new ab roller. With the handles up here. Well, sugar, it workin'. You understand me? - Come on now. We gonna be late. - Late for what?
Big Momma's House
3.3s
- Oh, shit! - Nobody's done nothin' to Big Momma.
Big Momma's House
5.4s
You do your housework in the nude and it tends to attract the wrong element.
Big Momma's House
8.5s
Most attackers seek out people who look like they can't defend themselves. - Ain't that right, Nolan? - Yes.
Big Momma's House
2.2s
Go on. Stand right there.
Big Momma's House
12.4s
Look. OK, if you really must know, it's a surprise party for you, and if you go in there now you'll ruin it. Well, if that’s my party, looks like I'm missin' it. Christ.
Big Momma's House
22.5s
Listen, I was taking a little vacation and I was headed in your direction, and I thought maybe I'd stop in and check on you since I haven't seen you in a while. But it looks like you're not home, so I'll see you on the next trip. No! - We lost her. - No! Look... And, Big Momma, I just want you to know...
Big Momma's House
3.4s
That's all right, child. I get them all the time.
Big Momma's House
26.8s
Big Momma, you were amazing. Oh, thank you, child. - I wonder what they'll name him. - I don't know. If it was a boy, they could have named it, like... Requan or Trevon. - Trevon is cute. - You think that? But it's a girl. You gotta pick a girl name. Shaniqua. - You don't like that? - Come on now, Big Momma. It should be a biblical name, right? - Something beautiful like that. - That's right.
Big Momma's House
13s
Lord knows I've sinned. I've lusted in my heart. In my living room. In the hot tub at the Red Roof Inn. Oh, and in the back of an EI Camino!
