I think I have to take a crap. - That's not the reaction we were looking for on that. - She's jealous! - Oh! - Hey! Oh, my God! What are you doing? - What's going on? - Please give this to me. Lizzy! - You're not allowed to take my phone! - What's she doing? God! She's taking naked selfies in the bathroom! - She's taking naked selfies of herself? - What are you doing to my phone? I'm deleting everything here! Delete, delete, delete. How many photos did you take? What is wrong with you? - Everyone does it! It's no big deal! - It's a big, huge, giant deal! Fifteen-year-old girls should never be naked, ever! - Can you take the door? - Don't read my texts! Open the door! "If you don't show me something soon, I might lose interest." - What? Who is this person, Lizzy? - Open the door! Oh, no. No, no. Dick pic! There's a dick pic! Come on, kids, we are going in the living room. Is this that kid Jacob you were talking about? That sweet kid from school is sending you photos of his beeswax? Jesus, that is a trout! Get out of here! - Lizzy! - Get out here now!
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What am I gonna look like? - You're gonna look like a beautiful princess. - Oh! Do I look like a flower? Hey. Hey, hey, buddy. - Mom. Hey, kids. - Oh! Hi, honey! Hey. Mom! No, no, no. It's totally washable. - It's, um... - That's a Sharpie.
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Still think it's a wonderful choice? Our foster kids aren't gonna act like that. That's on you guys. What exactly is a dick pic? What do you think it is, Mom? Wild guess. Dick. Pic.
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- Yeah, sure. - Yeah, of course. - Of course. I mean, that's... - Yeah. Cool. Thanks. - Yeah. - It's cool. Great. Okay. Thanks. You, uh...
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Give me the phone! Let go! - This is not cool, Lizzy! - I don't have to listen to you anymore, Pretend Mom! This isn't...
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I'll just wait outside. Okay.
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Hi. Hi, Mom.
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I'm Pete.
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Mom!
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Hey. I'm Ellie. - This is Carla. She's... - Their mom.
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Hi. I'm Ellie. Nice to meet you.
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Come on. - What's wrong? Come on. - I want to stay with Mom. Your mommy's over there. - It's okay, sweetheart. - It's okay, honey. - We're gonna go with you. - We're right here. - We'll walk together. - Come on.
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Oh, my babies, you got so big! Come, mi amor. Hi, I'm Sue. I'm Carla's caseworker. - You must be Pete and Ellie? - Yeah, I'm Pete. Hi.
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These are your fantasy kids. They are not your real children.
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Juan, Lita. Hey, Juan, Lita, come on!
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Slow down.
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All right, everybody, I want you all to imagine you got this plush new job. They give you a nice big office. There's a gym and a frozen yogurt machine right there in the break room. I love frozen yogurt. But deep down, you know you're not qualified.