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Hey, number three, where's your mother?

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- Pete. Ellie. - Hey. - You made it. - Hi. Just sign in, and take this form with you and write down the name of any kid you meet you might be interested in. Really? That's how this works? Yeah, it can feel a little like shopping for kids. It's messed up, I know, but the county puts these on because they can match a lot of kids and parents quickly. God, look at the big kids over there. Breaks my heart. Most folks want nothing to do with teenagers. Of course, if you two thought you could make room for an older child... - Um, I mean... - I... Oh, God. I'm so sor... We... We're terrible people. I'm sorry. You're not terrible. Now get on in there and find you a family. Go on.

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All right, everybody, I want you all to imagine you got this plush new job. They give you a nice big office. There's a gym and a frozen yogurt machine right there in the break room. I love frozen yogurt. But deep down, you know you're not qualified.

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Good luck with that one. She thinks she's better than everybody. Yeah. The other two are jackassing around out back. We'll be in the shop.

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That was cool.

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Never mind. Thanks.

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Okay. We'll see you in a bit. - Yeah, we'll be back. - We'll be back soon. Bye, guys. Nice to meet you.

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She's still her mom. We didn't take her kids, Ellie.

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Hey, I wanted to say thank you for watching them while I was... No problem. They've been doing great. Juan started playing piano. Right, buddy? And Lita just got 100 on her last spelling test. And Lizzy's soccer team is undefeated. All right, so you guys gonna pick us up at 4:00?

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Hey, what's that? Oh! Ow! Oh!

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In your heart of hearts, you know you're not good enough and you are going to get fired. Hmm? The same way you got fired from your last three jobs. And you might quit just to get some control back. Hell, you might even tip over that damn yogurt machine and walk your ass right on out of there. Just to clarify, Karen is not advocating vandalism in the workplace.

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That is such great news. I'm so happy for both of you. And next we have Pete and Ellie.

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Look at the way Lizzy's looking at her.

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- Stop. - Okay. I know. It's... It's very unprofessional. Mm-hmm.

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I'm gonna be honest with you, all right? I don't know, I just thought when we met our kids that it would be like this cosmic connection, you know? Like just take one look at them and just know, like when you and me met. Yeah. Totally. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you didn't just know? - Hmm? - Oh, my gosh. - What? - You heard what I said. You didn't just know? No, I was interested, but, you know, I'm more cautious than you are. Really? Wow. How long before you just knew? A couple of months. A couple of months? How many months?

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But the one connection that can remain is between siblings. Sometimes it's easier for sibs to adjust because they're not going through it all alone. You might want to consider upgrading to a sibling set. Dirk? Would you consider siblings? The big guy might smile on that.

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Oh, my babies, you got so big! Come, mi amor. Hi, I'm Sue. I'm Carla's caseworker. - You must be Pete and Ellie? - Yeah, I'm Pete. Hi.

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Oh, no! Oh, shoot! - You did it on purpose! - What? You hit me 'cause I like the Clippers. - The Clippers are awesome. - We love the Clippers. Are you kidding me? It was so smart to get rid of Blake Griffin. That was a great trade for them. We're obsessed with the Clippers. I can't get enough of them. - They're amazing. - Okay. - Can we play hide and seek? - You sure? You lost a lot of blood. - I love hide and seek. - Okay, but just us. No girls. Oh. Sure. It's not that progressive, but no problem. - Lita, should we go play restaurants? - Yeah. You're it. I'll hide and you count. Okay? - You sure you're okay? - Yeah. - Go on, count. Count to 20. - All right, buddy. Oh, my God. You better not embarrass me at the restaurant. Potato Chips has been bad today. Bad girl!

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Hey, number three, where's your mother?

All right, everybody, I want you all to imagine you got this plush new job. They give you a nice big office. There's a gym and a frozen yogurt machine right there in the break room. I love frozen yogurt. But deep down, you know you're not qualified.

Good luck with that one. She thinks she's better than everybody. Yeah. The other two are jackassing around out back. We'll be in the shop.

That was cool.

Never mind. Thanks.

Okay. We'll see you in a bit. - Yeah, we'll be back. - We'll be back soon. Bye, guys. Nice to meet you.

She's still her mom. We didn't take her kids, Ellie.

Hey, I wanted to say thank you for watching them while I was... No problem. They've been doing great. Juan started playing piano. Right, buddy? And Lita just got 100 on her last spelling test. And Lizzy's soccer team is undefeated. All right, so you guys gonna pick us up at 4:00?

Hey, what's that? Oh! Ow! Oh!

That is such great news. I'm so happy for both of you. And next we have Pete and Ellie.

Look at the way Lizzy's looking at her.

- Stop. - Okay. I know. It's... It's very unprofessional. Mm-hmm.

But the one connection that can remain is between siblings. Sometimes it's easier for sibs to adjust because they're not going through it all alone. You might want to consider upgrading to a sibling set. Dirk? Would you consider siblings? The big guy might smile on that.

Oh, my babies, you got so big! Come, mi amor. Hi, I'm Sue. I'm Carla's caseworker. - You must be Pete and Ellie? - Yeah, I'm Pete. Hi.