- Oh, my God! Big Momma, are you okay? - Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Excuse me. Uh, maybe I'll just stand. So your husbands out on a new project? I can't wait to meet him. Yeah, well. - Uh, do you wanna know about the children? - Well, that depends. - Will they be around a lot? - Well, they live here... so pretty much all the time. Oh. Well... - in that case, Big Momma loves taking care of the kids. - Oh, good. Unless, of course, you think they'd be better off in a nice military academy. - No. That's funny. I will warn you though... their schedules are pretty hectic... so I've come up with something to help you keep it straight.
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Yes, of course. I thought so.
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What was that about? Nothing. Go back to sleep.
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Ugh.
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- I say, there's an eagle in the house. I say, there's an eagle- Pa-cow, pa-cow.
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Damn, man! Put on some drawers! This is a family beach, not Chippendales! What's wrong with you?
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Ooh.
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Honey, look what I picked out for the baby today. Isn't he cute?
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It hurts me to leave without saying good-bye... but I best be movin' on. when I came to you, my heart was heavy.
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It's a loud, noisy world we live in... and sometimes we lose our way. But if were lucky... the good Lord sends someone to bring us home.
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You weren't studyin',, and you weren't on that bed. - I totally was. - No. You were sitting at the computer. And your history book is over there... by that nasty egg salad sandwich, which explains the smell. Watch it, girl. There's a new sheriff in town.
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Okay, Andrew. That programs gotta be hidin' up in here somewhere.
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That must be some 'Y'.
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- L chaim. - Shalom. L chaim. Uh, yeah. - Where you at? - Thank God. Thank God you're alive. Where- - I got it. Sooners. - What? His dad, his ring. Just tell Stewart to try it. Try 'Sooners. ' S- O- O-N-E-R- S. I'm in! - Oh, no. - 'Oh, no'? The password got us in the door, and then the walls came down. It's like a booby trap. We're stuck. - How about the satellite? - That'll work. Call Morales. Tell her well need tech support and a full tactical package. - Pick me up on the way. - Where you at? I'm at temple. Oh, temple. Well, Shabbat shalom. Lets go.
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Now, I didn't cry during Waiting to Exhale... and I'm certainly not gonna fall for your puppy-dog eyes. Now, this day is gettin' away from me. We got to go, Carrie.
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Oh, Ponch, that's no way for a dog to act.
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- Watch Big Momma. See? Rock with it, baby. Rock with it. Just feel it. All try? All right. Ready, now. To the right. You gotta go right, baby. There you go. No, no, not your leg. Bring your hip. Bring your hip and then you dip. Hip, dip. Hip, dip. There you go, Carrie! That's it, Carrie! There go - Now rock with it. Rock with it, Carrie. Rock with it. Now dip, baby. Whoo! Dip, dip, dip, baby. - Whoo - hoo! There you go, Carrie. - There you go, Carrie. Ooh. - Okay, guys. Um, girls, keep working. You look great. Well be right back. Keep going. - Ooh. Ooh. - Um, excuse me?
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Why don't you take him down and get his feet wet, all right? Shoo, go play. Have a good time. Enjoy the beach. Get sand all in between your toes. Everything. I don't care. Ooh! Let me cop a squat here. Ooh! Ooh! I feel sexy.