Oh. Well, uh, I'll just… [grunts] …go around. Did you order the dumpling soup? [trilling pipa] I am a god.
Wish Dragon
2.8s
It's locked. I know.
Wish Dragon
3s
-Um, hello? -[male voice] Come in.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Whoa.
Wish Dragon
3.2s
Did somebody order dumpling soup?
Wish Dragon
13.2s
You know what? This one's on me, okay? I really gotta run, so… Thanks for the teapot and have a nice day. Wait. Hot sauce! Huh? [mysterious music plays] Whoa.
Wish Dragon
7s
-Don't you have somewhere to be? -Huh? Wait, five o'clock? How have I been here for an hour? I gotta go!
Wish Dragon
5.4s
Now, will you be paying with cash or-- [strumming rapidly] Take this.
Wish Dragon
7.2s
Um, actually, I need $7.35-- You dare reject the will of the gods?
Wish Dragon
3.7s
Thanks. It's just not the same without hot sauce.
Wish Dragon
2.9s
It contains everything you need.
Wish Dragon
2.7s
Kind of… yeah?
Wish Dragon
1.7s
Uh, hello?
Wish Dragon
49.3s
Thanks. I'll just take this inside and have it with a side of calculus. Ah, look at him, all grown up and working hard. Little Din with a college degree. Can you believe it? -I only wish my son had been so dedicated. -Such a good boy. Doing my best. I'm gonna go get sta-- I'm happy for you, kiddo. Your future is all set. -A steady job, a big paycheck! -A shiny new refrigerator. -A nice car. -And a flat screen. Big one! Now, now, stop distracting him! -He's got work to do. -Din! I'll be right over. Uh, yes, so much work to do. I better get started on that-- Here's the assignment. The teacher said if you don't come to at least one class this semester, he's going to fail you. Oh, hey, Ms. Din. Even if you ace the final… again. I'm sorry.
Wish Dragon
32.7s
I knew it. You've been skipping school and lying to your mother. What have you been doing? Lounging in some internet cafe? -Can you believe it? -Such a bad boy. You're not helping! Why do this? You're a good student! You could ruin your future. -True. There goes the college degree. -You're not helping! -I just-- -Just what? I was just doing a little side job. Side job? You have one job, and one job only. That is to study. -I know, but-- -But what? What could possibly be more important than studying?
Wish Dragon
28.5s
Din? Be careful. What are you doing? -Wei! Old buddy… -Dude, you gotta watch where you're going. -Think you could get the assignment? -You haven't been to class in two weeks. I gotta earn extra cash for this thing I'm working on. Thing? Wait a minute, does this have to do with that girl? What? No. Maybe. Okay, it's her birthday. I'm planning something special. So, can you just get me the assignment, please?
Wish Dragon
9.7s
-I'll do your homework for a week. -Fine. Thanks. You're the best. [Din yelps] -[car horns honking] -So smart and yet so stupid.
Wish Dragon
5.1s
-This is getting juicy. -What did he say? I can't hear. You're not helping!