Oh, God, me too. The drink, moose knuckle. But first...
Deadpool
2s
No friggin' way.
Deadpool
11.7s
Well, joke's on you. I'm living to 102. And then dying. Like the city of Detroit. I'm sorry. I just... I wanted to win money. I never win anything. Whatever. Soldiers of fortune, drinks on me!
Deadpool
9s
Nobody wins today. Nice try, Wade. You got me. I picked Boothe in the dead pool. Who did you pick? Yeah, Wade, about that, um...
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5.2s
BOOTHE: Come here, you fat fuck! That's a new stool. (ALL CLAMORING)
Deadpool
3s
You bet on me to die. Wow! Motherfucker, you're the world's worst friend.
Deadpool
5.3s
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Baby, are you sure you wanna shoot your whole wad?
Deadpool
3.1s
BUCK: Stay the fuck down. (GROANS)
Deadpool
1.4s
MAN: Boothe got hit then went down.
Deadpool
2s
You did not bet on me to die.
Deadpool
1.2s
No.
Deadpool
2s
Killing them. Yeah, I've seen your lnstagram.
Deadpool
15.4s
You know, for a mere, you're pretty warm-blooded. Ibetyoulet the kid off easy, too. Oh, he's not a bad kid, Weas. Just a little light stalking. I was way worse than him when I was his age. I was traveling to exotic places... Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meeting new and exciting people. And then, uh...
Deadpool
2.9s
Uh... Tight.
Deadpool
3.7s
(ALL CHEERING) Domestic, nothing imported.
Deadpool
3.9s
Yeah, he's still breathing. (ALL EXCLAIMING)
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4.8s
MAN: Whoa! Took his ass out! WEASEL: All right, move. Move, move, move. Buck, go rest.
Deadpool
16.2s
Why do you make me make that? Kelly, Kelly, Kelly... Take that over to Buck please, and tell him it's from Boothe. Little foreplay. Remind me what good will come of this? I don't take the shits. I just disturb them. BUCK: Boothe! Oh! Easy, man. Hold up! Hold up! What you want? (GRUNTS) (ALL EXCLAIMING)
