Mrs. Hayworth, I joined this class because I'd be cooking with a partner. But she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work. I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth. I know, but look at Evan, okay? Just look at him. Don't keep me waiting much longer. I'm getting impatient up here. You know what I'm talking about. Miroki, you're embarrassing me. I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible-tasting food... ...and I gotta look over at that. Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life. And it's B.S. Excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry. I'm like a single mother. We all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense. Everyone takes this class to get an A. It's bullshit, and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't wanna sit here alone cooking this shitty food. No offense. And I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I gonna be a chef? No. There's three weeks left in school. Give me a fucking break. I'm sorry for cursing. All right, Jules' partner isn't here today either. Pair up with her. Station four. Jules? All right. I'll give it another shot. I'll give Home Ec another shot.
Superbad
11.6s
What about, like, Perfect Ten? Something like that, you know? Like Perfect Ten? Because that could be any number of things. They can't really get you for that. That could be, like, a bowling website.
Superbad
10.4s
Yes. Oh, my God. It worked. It worked. We won. We won.
Superbad
7.7s
- Yeah, that's fine. - Good. That's good. Pretend he's your little sister. Your little sister with the...
Superbad
1.3s
What the fuck, man?
Superbad
2.2s
Come on, guys, let's go!
Superbad
25.5s
- Oh, shit! - You're not coming. Tell your fucking faggot friend he can't come either. So Jesse wanted me to tell you... ...you're a fucking faggot and can't come to his party. You really bitched out back there, man. I bitched out? You bitched out, man, you fucking Judas. You fucking left me hanging. Did you want me to dive in front of his spit?
Superbad
16s
If I equals the square root of negative one... ...then I squared equals negative one. Okay? In other words, if you consider I as a constant... ...you can then define the square roots of all the negative numbers.
Superbad
5.5s
I can't imagine what you're gonna do without each other next year. Evan told me you didn't get into Dartmouth.
Superbad
1.8s
Fuck.
Superbad
4.1s
So... Okay, so then we will see you tonight. Go to the ball, guys.
Superbad
3.3s
Sleepover at my house? You wanna come sleep...?
Superbad
8.4s
No, I just have something in both my eyes. I don't cry. That's funny. You look... You look... It looks like you're crying. So...
Superbad
15.7s
So, what's it like to have guns? It is awesome, McLovin. - I mean, it's mindbl... - It's great. I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you... ...it's like having two cocks. - Yup. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
Superbad
15s
You sick sons of bitches! What the fuck? Michaels, are you okay?
Superbad
37.4s
- Fuck you, Evan! - Don't fucking touch me. Why did you do that? - You shined the light in my face. - You did too. - I'm driving. - We were playing Lightsabers. - Excuse me. - Oh, my God. Are you guys gonna make sure he's okay? - Check on him. - You check. - You go out there and check on him. - Fuck that. You go. Balls. Okay, we'll both go out there and check on him.
Superbad
2.1s
Fucking funny.
Superbad
5.8s
You're a fucking pussy. Don't listen to him, officer. If you make this, we're no longer friends, Michaels.