Then we went to a nightclub, which was incredible. This big, fancy one. - Gonna look at tits right now! - I'm feeling crazy. I said that.
Superbad
12.3s
Seth's parents were throwing a party. We got to hang around adults, which was a nice change of pace. You converse, you talk to people and they have interesting stories. I talked to a man who claimed he had climbed five mountains in his life.
Superbad
3.5s
- The whole thing? - Just dump it on. I'm serious. Okay.
Superbad
16s
Seth, me and Evan are rooming together next year. What's the big deal? "Oh, my God, Fogell's rooming with Evan." Jeez, why don't you go cry about it? - I didn't tell you because... - You're a backstabber... ...and you lied to your best friend and you just don't care anymore? I didn't expect this from you, Evan.
Superbad
2.3s
What the shit was that?
Superbad
2.1s
- Yes! - Beginner's luck. Beginner's luck.
Superbad
2.2s
So, what are you doing tonight?
Superbad
8s
Don't do it, kid. I never had a choice.
Superbad
33.2s
That's fun. Why do they make that? If you can't even win, then why am I fucking playing? Do you wanna go see what my dad has? What the fuck?
Superbad
39s
- I'm an amateur. I kind of... - That looks like an M&M. Longer face? Bigger nose? Would you say his mouth was wider? Open? A gap? Is there another squad car in the area that could be of further assistance? I don't seem to be getting any. Okay, so just walk me through again what this guy did. He... He... He came in, he's wielding... He's wielding something. He hits this small gentleman in the slacks. And then he jumps over you, he feels you up, violates you. - I did not say that. - No, he doesn't. Look, I can't do this. I told you already, I have an exam tomorrow. Can you understand that? I have a goddamn veterinary exam!
Superbad
12.1s
- We can take you there. - Get your information on the way. - Why waste 2 bucks? - We'll take you. No problem. Please don't report me, man. We can figure this out, right? Why the fuck wouldn't I report you? You just hit me.
Superbad
2.6s
Hello, hello. Hey, guys.
Superbad
19.2s
Jules, you drink. You drink. Everybody... You... You had me get liquor, so you drink. It's like... Well, yeah, because I'm throwing a party, remember? Other people drink and so I just... You...? You don't wanna, you know?
Superbad
8s
This is something a smart person wouldn't do. Look, just act cool and act casual, and try and look old. We'll get the booze and get the fuck out of here, okay?
Superbad
27.3s
- Fuck! Over! - Okay, watch this. I'll get it right on the nose. You're gonna fuck it up. You're gonna fuck it up. Under! I feel hammered. That doesn't make any sense. - You're a fucking pussy. - Okay, okay. Great, great. - Okay, McLovin, see if you can do it. - The kid's gonna nail it. Come on, McLovin. Do it, buddy. Come on, buddy! - Bring it! - 0.08, motherfuckers! - Man! - That's my boy!