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She starts crying. She flips out. And she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest... ... and he fucking flips out. He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is some religious fanatic... ... and he thinks I'm possessed by some dick devil. My parents make me see a therapist, and he's asking me dick questions. They made me stop eating foods shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no Popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. Yeah. Well, I don't... That's really messed up.
Superbad
1m12s
What kind of a stupid name is that? Are you an Irish R & B singer? They let you pick any name you want when you're there. And you landed on McLovin? Yeah, it was between that or Mohammad. Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad? Why not just pick a common name? Mohammad is the most common name on earth. Read a fucking book. Have you ever met anyone named Mohammad? Have you ever met anyone named McLovin? No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name. - Fuck you. - Give me that. All right. You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says McLovin! What? One name? One name? Who are you, Seal? Fogell, this ID says you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face. Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs... ...and every single one says they're 21. How many 21 -year-olds are in this town? It's called fucking strategy. Let's stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's a fine ID. It'll... It's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy's gonna think, "Here's a kid with a fake ID"... ...or "Here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor." Okay? So, what's it gonna be? I am McLovin.
Superbad
20.6s
She had the biggest tits I've ever seen. I heard she got breast-reduction surgery. What? Making your tits smaller? That's like slapping God for giving you a gorgeous gift. She had back problems, man. And it's not just making them smaller. They completely reshape them. They make them more supple and symmetrical. I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.
Superbad