[BOTH LAUGH] FRIDGE: That's beautiful, Spencer. Why don't I set you up with a nice candlelight dinner? Or do you guys wanna get the hell out of here? All right. Show me how it's done. Class is in session. - Come on, girl. - Okay. BETHANY: Watch and learn. Hey, what did you mean by that candlelight-dinner thing? - What are you talking about? - You said it, me and Martha, candlelight dinner. What does that even mean? The girl is into you, Spencer. [LOUDLY] What? [GUN COCKS] [BUG BUZZES] [♪♪♪♪♪]
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Okay, in flirting situations, the key is making them check you out without letting them know that you know that they're checking you out. You're like, "Whatever." When they try to talk to you, you can play it one of three ways: dumb, super into it, or nasty. Which way you play it depends on what guy you deal with. This is like my dream and my nightmare all at one time. I'm not gonna take that personally. Now, hair is everything. Touch it. Move it. Play with it. Move it around a lot. Hypnotize them with it. Give me a flip like that. Okay, now angle your eyes down. Now, head down. Tilt up. Eyes big.
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I don't wanna die in Jumanji. We just gotta stick together. If we do that, we can win. I know we can.
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Dudes, let's do this. - Yeah. - MARTHA: Yeah. - SPENCER: Let's do this. - MARTHA: Let's do this. Hey, Spencer, you gonna drink that margarita? SPENCER: I... You're done. FRIDGE: This is one good margarita. [♪♪♪♪♪]
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What do you need? Your boomerang? Maybe some scissors? A pipe wrench? Some shoelaces? I'm your valet. Whatever you need, I can get it for you. Okay? You just say the word. - What? - I'm sorry, buddy. Sorry for what? [SCREAMING] Ow! [GASPS]
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BETHANY: You guys, what are we gonna do? I'll fix the helicopter. - Yes! - Tell me what to do. You gotta connect the flight-control rod to the mesh plate under the rotors. Flight-control rod, mesh plate, under the rotors. - Wait, what? - I'll be right back. - Spencer, where are you going? - FRIDGE: Hurry up. - Be careful! - No, no, just hurry up! SPENCER: All right, just gonna stand on this thingy, pull myself up towards these deadly helicopter blades. Okay.
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2.2s
Twenty years, huh?
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26.1s
- You are? - Yes. Yes! Heh, heh! God, you're smart and sweet and cute. Yeah, I'm pretty into you. [GIGGLES] Wait. Are you sure it's not because of, like, all of...? What? Oh, my God, no, no. That is not my type. I'm into nerds. Really? I'm a nerd. [GIGGLES]
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I'm sorry, boss. It won't happen again.
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And once I got down to my last life, I realized I was screwed. And that I was never gonna get out of here by myself. Half the stuff that came at me, I had zero way to deal with. You can't kill a black mamba with a margarita. You sure can't. You need a zoologist for that. [♪♪♪♪♪] Alex, we can help each other. You've been here a long time, you know the game, and between us, we have a lot of strengths. Yeah. We're actually pretty good together. I don't know, bro. Okay, I mess up one more time, I'm toast. Totally freaks me out even thinking about going back to the transportation shed.
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SPENCER: What are you making? Margaritas. It's actually one of my strengths. That and piloting, although I did get shot down by a couple orangutans in fighter jets, so maybe not that great at it.
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Anyway, cheers. Ah. - Oh. Thanks. - Sure. I've never had alcohol before. - SPENCER: Me either. - MARTHA: Know what? - What the hell? Woo! - Lehayim.
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We need each other. Like it or not, we have to do this together. [SMOLDERS]
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Enough.
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So how do we do this? Uh. Easy. You just, uh... You unzip, take it out, fire away. Remember to aim. It's very important.
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BETHANY: Oh! I think I'm having a coronary. I'm having difficulty breathing. FRIDGE: That was the most humiliating moment of my life. - [GROANS] - FRIDGE: Don't you do that again. I took in a lot of water. [GASPING]
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What do you mean? It's a map, just like he said. It's a map of Jumanji.