I pretty much haven't had a white boyfriend since high school.
The Dictator
8s
I wasn't the best student, but... We've got this wellness center downstairs in the basement, where we do water birth. Have you ever seen a water birth?
The Dictator
4.5s
Oh, I hope that didn't come off like a cultural stereotype. Because I'm, like, the furthest thing from a racist.
The Dictator
2.2s
Help! Help! I'm trapped under a glass ceiling!
The Dictator
2.4s
Not a water birth, but I've seen a water death.
The Dictator
2.7s
I took a feminist clown workshop once.
The Dictator
1.8s
What the fuck?
The Dictator
2s
Hairy Potter!
The Dictator
2.8s
Justin Bieber's chubby double!
The Dictator
2.7s
I tricked you, Wolverina.
The Dictator
18.5s
That is very inappropriate. Don't tell me what to say and what not to say, little boy. You need to put that finger away. I won't put my finger away because... Look, I've got two fingers now. Okay. If you do not stop using hateful language, you cannot work here. All right. I promise. Okay.
The Dictator
3s
I dread to think what kind of jungle you have on your malawach!
The Dictator
7.2s
When will the Supreme Leader be better? In time. He's resting in his bedroom and must never, ever be disturbed.
The Dictator
18.5s
They are trying to pleasure you. Allow the girls to use their many talents. No! Supreme Leader! The girls!
