There was somebody who suffered a deformity like that. Okay. I am now 100% sure that you are watching cartoons.
The Dictator
3s
Okay. - Okay. Deal. - Deal.
The Dictator
8.3s
Look! One of the customers left a tip of some Nair and some female razors. Does anybody want to use it?
The Dictator
1.2s
Us.
The Dictator
1.8s
Great! Let's get you to work!
The Dictator
1.4s
Suck it, loser.
The Dictator
1m7s
Here is the plan. We're going to take this helicopter tour and fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses. Remember, we're just two ordinary American tourists looking at the sights. Don't worry, nobody gonna suspect anything. It's a great plan, pointy. Don't do anything to arouse any suspicions. Don't worry. I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win four Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing. Yes, you do, because you gave them to yourself! My performance in Aladeen Jones and the Temple ofDoom was outstanding. I give it thumbs down. Have you seen You've Got Mail Bomb? Yes, I've seen them all! They're all terrible movies! Listen to me. Okay? You are a terrible actor. I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real. All right, can you get me a cloak? Why? Because I think my guy would be wearing a cloak. No, your guy wears an American flag sweatsuit and a sheriff's badge. I need the sheriff's badge. For what? You're sheriff of American douche-town! That's rude. Listen. We're going to walk over there, act very inconspicuous. - Okay. No problem. - This has to work. Don't worry. Just relax.
The Dictator
4.3s
Tamir... The bald bastard who did all these terrible things to us!
The Dictator
7.6s
Supreme Leader, I think perhaps some of your information about bombs is coming from cartoons. Nonsense. They were research films.
The Dictator
5.8s
Whoa, whoa! Occupied! Out. I have to clean. Come on, out you go, out you go. - What? You're hurting me! - Out. Come on.
The Dictator
1.4s
Emploice what?
The Dictator
3.2s
Okay. I tell you what, get back to work, Captain Hook!
The Dictator
3.7s
Oh, this is Joteph. He's from a Sudanese tribe that has no concept of money.
The Dictator
3s
Very well. Put him through the process, okay?
The Dictator
4.3s
This is the missile in Wadiya, you push the button, "Boop!"
The Dictator
3.6s
Deal. One last thing.
The Dictator
3.6s
The document is ready to be signed, Supreme Leader.