You stole the tux off Charlie's dead body? And it fits perfectly. Little tight in the crotch, to be honest. Just kidding. No, he's got me beat. He's got me beat. Wait. Where's Suzi?
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LeBoutillier.
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No. Holly, order another drink. Order as much as you want. I was joking around. - That's not funny. - The reason... I'm just in a great mood because I had a great day today. - Did we have a great day or what? - It was a fabulous day. Incredible day. Really? Did you get another hot case?
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You...
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Ba-ba-ba-ba!
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Let's go with the 50.
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- Hang on. Hang on. - Hey, let go of me, man.
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What are we doing? I just have to dash in for a quick appointment with my lawyer.
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What? Everybody's in tuxedos. - I wish you'd let me pack. - I shoulda wore socks. You're right. - Yo! Juan Carlos! - Hey! - Oh, good luck, man. - Hey. Hi. Hi, there. What are we wishing you good luck for? Well, he is racing in the Monaco Grand Prix tomorrow. Wow. That's big. Juan Carlos Rivera, let me introduce you to...
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My husband won't even pay for Uber Black. Yeah. I don't even... I can't even remember the last time that Nick did anything even remotely romantic.
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I like your sneakers. They must be expensive. Is that why can't afford the Monster Energy Drink or the Flamin' Hot Cheetos?
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Steve and Lady Steve.
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More like a fingerling potato. It doesn't take that much. There are guys at the intersection selling flowers. You just roll down the window, grab a bunch, bring 'em home. - I mean, they couldn't make it any easier. - No kidding. I mean, tomorrow is our 15th wedding anniversary.
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I'm still waiting on that trip to Europe he promised me on our wedding day. - That's been 15 years? - Yeah. I could have walked to Europe by now. You know, you just have to tell him. I just don't want to have to tell him. I just want him to know. - No, they never just know. - I know. - That doesn't happen. - You have to tell men everything. If you want the dishes to not go in the sink, you have to tell them. If you want him to shower before he comes to bed, - you have to ask him. - Ugh. That's why they have those signs in bathrooms at restaurants to tell employees to wash their hands. Those aren't for women, guys. Those are for men. Or maybe you could just text him, airplane, wine glass, Italian flag, eggplant, doughnut, doughnut, doughnut.
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Pardon?
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I don't even think there are butlers. That's just a word created for those goofy books you're addicted to. Would you just please, please shh? Leave my books alone, okay? Just let me read. I just like... Makes me happy. Are you okay? You're cranky. Are you bored? - I'm gonna go to sleep. - Take a nap.