Oh! Will you listen to my husband? He's a detective. Yes, yes. What should we do, Mr. Officer? Well, for starters, let's stop removing and reinserting the murder weapon into the victim's chest. In fact, let's stop touching the body altogether. He was gonna take it all away.
Murder Mystery
12.5s
I'm so sorry. Would you like us to leave? We could... I don't know how we're getting out of here, though. We're... We're out to sea. Is there an Uber for boats? - Out... Out of the room, Nick. - Out of the room? We can go out of the room, absolutely... No.
Murder Mystery
1.8s
- Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure.
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Repugnant.
Murder Mystery
1.7s
Oh. He's the eggplant.
Murder Mystery
2.1s
Mind your own business, man. I'm paying for this.
Murder Mystery
4.2s
We told the police. We called the police. We told 'em to come here. - Yes. - We've got to stop them.
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Charles?
Murder Mystery
3.7s
I didn't... I didn't lie. - The guy... The guy was... - Oh, God. No, no, no.
Murder Mystery
2.5s
How come we haven't gone to Europe, Nick?
Murder Mystery
1.9s
You're doing it extra hard tonight.
Murder Mystery
4s
Go! Out of the window! What are you doing?
Murder Mystery
2.4s
What's the matter? You didn't like that joke?
Murder Mystery
18.4s
I'm not getting laid? Come on! When is the next time you and I are gonna be able to get on a yacht? I'm just saying, all those times we're eating ham sandwiches and you're always asking, "How do they age the ham?" - Never had that... - We'll never ask that question again - because we'll be in San Grigio. - That never happened. They'll give us the reason on how they do it so perfectly.
Murder Mystery
5.4s
So I'm gonna go break that shit up, possibly grab myself a beer, maybe you a Xanax.
