I'm going back to high school, Ned! No! No, no. No way. Your spirit guide would not waste transformation magic... ...on you reliving your senior year and going to prom. No. Ned, this is my chance to have my life over, but to do it right. - Wouldn't you, if you had the chance? - No. I'm rich, and nobody stuck my head in a toilet today. Sure. Besides, it's not just about me. - It's about you. - No, it's much bigger than me. - It's about you. - Okay, maybe it's about me... ...but what's wrong with that? I have not done anything for me since 1989.
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Give me my ball back, bitch. You know, Stan, I feel sorry for you. - You don't know me. - Oh, but I do. All too well. You're the man. Captain of the basketball team. Dates the pretty girls. High school is your kingdom. But, people... ...Stan's a bully. Why? It'd be way too easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he's a dick. No. No, no. Stan here... ...is much more complex than that. See, according to leading psychiatrists... ...Stan's a bully for one of three reasons.
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Does she go to our school? Do I know her? Tell me her name. I want to know her name. - No, Maggie. No. - Okay. You tell your girlfriend she better keep a close eye on you. Sweet baby Jesus.
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You're a legend. Yeah. Well, yeah. Twenty years. It's actually my last one. Good hops, kid. Nice handle.
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- You didn't have to come after me again. - Yes, I did, because I love you.
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Wow. This is gonna take some getting used to.
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Oh, wow. I feel great.
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Jane! Jane!
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- I need to talk to you. - What are you doing? I practiced this, uh. Okay. I have just seen my best friend lose everything than means anything to him. And maybe we'll never be there, but... Yes, I understand, but I have told you before that I am the principal... - Yes. ... and I cannot be seen... ...with my students' parents. But, Jane, how can you be seen with me... ...when I'm wearing the cloak of invisibility?
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You can go in now.
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Go out there and push some pills, my peeps. Good job, baby!
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Thanks, coach.
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Free ride to college and the world's your oyster, kid.
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I'm just warming up, coach. Just talked to the scout again. He's coming tonight. You play half the game I know you're capable of... ...he's prepared to offer you a full scholarship.
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O'Donnell, save something for the game.
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Wow. You look just like my husband. Doesn't he? - My ex-husband. That is so weird. - Heh, heh. It is weird. What is that? Scarlet, I need you to come. Weird. - Do you see that? - I did see it.
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We're going shopping. - Really? - Yes, your shirt is bedazzled. Bedazzled with rhinestones.
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- That I'm a bad dad. - I thought it was going great. It was going fantastic for me. And then what?