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[stammers] You know about that? Yeah. Dude, that was badass. - Um... - Can I get a picture? - Um, uh, sure. - [chuckles] Jess... [sighs] ...I don't know how to tell you this, but when we get to Vegas, we're not coming home. [inhales deeply] The truth is, I haven't been completely hon-- [inhales shakily] The truth is, when we met-- - [toilet flushes] - Before I met-- All right, here we go. We've got rooms 152 and 153. Oh, can I get, uh, four of those disposable cameras too, please? Yeah.

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Where are we even going? [mother] Vegas? - We're going to Las Vegas today? - Well, you said you wanted... - Now? - ...to be more spontaneous. I heard you. And Jorge said I could take a few days off. - Is Jorge the one that does... - [Kyle grunting] - ...hydromassages on Tuesdays? - No, Mrs. Kessler. Jorge is Dan's boss. Is Dan giving me a hydromassage? No, Mrs. Kessler. There's no massages today. No. The kids have a long weekend, and they're pumped. Right, guys? Guys, tell your mom how pumped you are for this trip.

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One, two, three! Road trip!

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We're gonna go find your dad.

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Call in everybody. The Swedes, Gunther, Spiros. - I want 'em found. - Well, there's no hits on their cards. Must be using cash. I've been tracking their socials, but nothing so far. Must have turned their phones off. Hey, his kid's a gamer called Kyllboi. He's pretty good.

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- Do I know you? - [stammers] I don't think so. Well, yeah. I've seen you on Twitch. You're the guy who took down Synapse live on his own stream! You're Kyllboi. Right?

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Look at you. You're in withdrawal. Can you really not go, like, one day without blowing people's brains out? I have a brand to manage. A desensitized cog in the violence-obsessed capitalist machine is a brand? Oh, good. Trevor's here. [stammers] Do you even remember what your own personality is like? No.

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[tracker] He should be here.

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That's yours. And that's yours. And that's yours.

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[whimpers, panting] [screams] Take out the one on the left now. [grunting, panting]

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Call it off now. You don't have it in you to kill your own flesh and blood. I, on the other hand, do have it in me. Let him have it!

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Um, so, is this your... [scoffs] No. Oh, God. No. No, no, no. - I found him. Just over there. - Over there? - Yeah. [laughs] - Just hanging out? - It's time for the finals. - [crowd cheering, clapping] Team Valkyrae and Team iiTzTimmy onto the stage!

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Here you go. - Thank you. Keep the change. - Thank you.

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[grunting]

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- Good job. - Okay. Next. [roulette dealer] No more bets. - Oh, shoot! [groans] - [stammers] I'm gonna call the kids. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [crowd cheering]

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[grunts]

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- Okay, Kelly. That's gross. - [chuckles] You're meant to be in an editorial meeting. Yeah, I am. I-- I was. - I-- - You quit three months ago. How could you do that? You worked so hard to become editor. - [scoffs] You don't even read my stuff. - Of course I do. - I always do. - Yeah. Bullshit. You know what? I don't have time for this. Where's the chess club? We need to find your brother. Can't you tell me what's going on? Nothing. I-- I have a surprise for the family, okay? - What's the surprise? - Where is the chess club? - [sighs] - It's in the math building. Thank you, Kelly. [sighs] - Dad, wait. - What now? [sighs] He's not there.

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[breathes heavily] From here on in, Daddy's paying in cash, Maxie. [babbles, squeals] [person 3] Hello? Hey, don't hang up. How are you still alive? Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice too. Look, I need new identities. I'm burned. Full packets.

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One, two, three! Road trip!

We're gonna go find your dad.

Call in everybody. The Swedes, Gunther, Spiros. - I want 'em found. - Well, there's no hits on their cards. Must be using cash. I've been tracking their socials, but nothing so far. Must have turned their phones off. Hey, his kid's a gamer called Kyllboi. He's pretty good.

- Do I know you? - [stammers] I don't think so. Well, yeah. I've seen you on Twitch. You're the guy who took down Synapse live on his own stream! You're Kyllboi. Right?

[tracker] He should be here.

That's yours. And that's yours. And that's yours.

[whimpers, panting] [screams] Take out the one on the left now. [grunting, panting]

Call it off now. You don't have it in you to kill your own flesh and blood. I, on the other hand, do have it in me. Let him have it!

Um, so, is this your... [scoffs] No. Oh, God. No. No, no, no. - I found him. Just over there. - Over there? - Yeah. [laughs] - Just hanging out? - It's time for the finals. - [crowd cheering, clapping] Team Valkyrae and Team iiTzTimmy onto the stage!

Here you go. - Thank you. Keep the change. - Thank you.

[grunting]

- Good job. - Okay. Next. [roulette dealer] No more bets. - Oh, shoot! [groans] - [stammers] I'm gonna call the kids. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [crowd cheering]

[grunts]

[breathes heavily] From here on in, Daddy's paying in cash, Maxie. [babbles, squeals] [person 3] Hello? Hey, don't hang up. How are you still alive? Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice too. Look, I need new identities. I'm burned. Full packets.