- You know their 8-year-old, Irwin? - Yeah. He has a shoe fetish. I had them at the table with Uncle Bernie and Aunt Thelma... ...but I think this is a problem. - Thelma was beaten up in a shoe store. - My God. I don't wanna put them together. I'll move Bernie and Thelma to the 1 2-step table. Fine. Whatever you want, Dad. I just don't want you to be too anxious about the seating chart. No, I'm fine. I just want the best wedding in the world, that's all. Marc's only requirement is that his parents are at separate tables... ...facing away from each other, and out of earshot. - I know. - And his dad's coming over at 7 tonight. - I'll believe that when I see it. - Marc swears he'll be there this time. - Well, I'm making a veal. - Nice, Dad.
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We'll have the house special, please. Excellent.
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Quan Lee and I did some copy-related work in Vietnam together. Katherine, why don't you sit over here.
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And you're a very good mother.
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- You know, the Slip 'N Slides? - Yes. I couldn't have that. And even snow cones.
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- Marc never mentioned he had a dad. - Like, not ever. Well, I'm traveling a lot. I just assumed that you were dead or in jail. Me too. Well, fuck you very much and have another beer. - Thanks a lot. - Thanks. Mr. Monk... ...if you two can't work this out, the planet is doomed. What can I do? Just talk to her. - Dr. Peyser. - Hi. - Gloria, from before. - Yeah, I know. Hi, Gloria. - Have you seen Melissa? - No, where is she?
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I'm sorry about my father. Honey, I'm sorry about my father. - Here. - Thanks. - I have an idea. - Yeah? Let's you and me leave town immediately. Let's escape our wedding. There's no escaping. - Really? - Really. Isn't this supposed to be about us? Sweet, funny, whimsical Melissa. Weddings aren't about the bride and groom.
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Well, I'm calmer now. I am more centered. I spent some time with Deepak Chopra. He wrote Molecules of Emotion and Natural Healing for Anxiety and Depression.
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And do you, Melissa, take Marc to be your wedded husband... ...to have and to hold from this day forward... ...for better or worse, for richer or poorer...
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All right, gorgeous, you arrange for the plane. I'll be right back. Are you sure about this? We've got the FBI on us like trailer trash on Velveeta.
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All right, tell me something here. Is it tender right there? Yes!
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People say they wake up so refreshed. You gave me a roofie.