Your dad must sell a lot of toner. Oh, hi. I'm so happy you could come.
The In-Laws
10.5s
Let's do it. What the hell is this? I said, Signature Room! I did, I swear. Top floor. - Look, there are only three buttons. - Signature Room.
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3s
Is this not a beautiful evening?
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3s
- What's this? - My collapsible cup.
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10.3s
Got Carlucci! He found them. They're over at the Hancock Tower. Peyser set us up. Son of a bitch! I want the whole unit regrouped downstairs in two minutes. Let's go!
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7s
You're doing great, Jer. First an airplane, now one of the tallest buildings in the world. I'm proud of you.
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4.2s
Are you having a good time, at least? I'm trying to.
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1.9s
He is?
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2.5s
It's very nice to have a wife.
The In-Laws
23.1s
- "Streisand. Private." - That would be me. - Yeah. - Yeah. Where are you? Melissa's just really freaking out. And her dad's not even here, and he planned the whole thing. No, he's right here. He's fine. Listen, buddy, I wanna give you the heads up on something. We've changed the location of the rehearsal dinner. We're gonna meet you at the Signature Room... ...at the Hancock Tower instead of the Marriott.
The In-Laws
11.1s
- He did what? - It's fine. He switches things around sometimes-- How could he just go and do that? Because he's Steve Tobias. And Steve Tobias is an emotional fascist.
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14.3s
Melissa! Melissa! Daddy, where the hell have you been? First you plan this whole thing without me, and then you disappear. - I don't know anyone here! - I'm sorry. I went to France. It wasn't my fault. I just want everything to be wonderful, that's all.
The In-Laws
8.3s
Look, leave me alone! Find somebody else to torture. - Okay. - Thank you!
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5.5s
Let's not. Why do you enjoy moving rehearsal dinners and having everyone hate you?
The In-Laws
6.8s
Agent Hutchins, thank God! - You're under arrest. - What are you doing? Stay where you are, Dr. Peyser.
The In-Laws
16s
I'm not the Fat Cobra! If necessary, shoot to kill. You got the wrong guy! I'm-- There's 100 guns pointing at my head! - They think you're the Fat Cobra. - Because you told them! - No, I didn't. You told them! - No, I didn't!
The In-Laws
5.7s
I'm on a roof. I don't do roofs. Peyser, down on the ground!
The In-Laws
8.1s
It won't be a problem. This wedding is gonna be as normal as butter on mashed potatoes. Come on, let's go.
