- Jer? - Hold on to me! I'll hold on to you! It's okay. We're down. Easy, Jer.
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You're way off course. What is he doing here? My least favorite person. You wanna do something about it, fanny boy? - I do. I really do. - Let's go. Come on. Bring it on. You wanna fight me? Three rounds. Let's do it the right way. He'll referee, we'll-- It was before I even met you. It doesn't bother me that you went out with someone before you met me. - I went out with other guys! - But that's not even-- - You went out with other guys? Who? - I've told you about them. And that's the thing. You weren't as honest with me as I was with you. And by the way, can you just tell me what your dad really does? Because he's got a few too many Prada and Gucci outfits to be a Xerox salesman.
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I may be bad, granted, but you're worse! Way worse! And you know I'm right!
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You got him?
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I tried to push this-- It's bad enough you screwed up your life. I won't let you screw up mine. I'll make this up to you. No, no, no! You listen. Don't apologize to me, apologize to them.
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Can we hold this off for about two hours?
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Or eggs!
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- You're not a stall-peeper, are you? - No. No. Because they got a website for guys like you. I think you ought to take it online. Actually, I dropped a quarter, and-- - It's not in there? - No. I don't need it. I'm all right. Thanks.
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An unconscious person. You must be working. The first thing I noticed about the guy is he supinates. - So? - His shoes show medial heel erosion. Only pronators have that! Never mind, it's technical. Marc is a wonderful guy.
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Hi, Steve.
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Sorry. I should have gotten there a little more often. But look at you now, out of law school... ...working with a brand-new firm, about to marry this beautiful girl.
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This guy gets around. He's chased across Prague in the morning, has dinner with U.S. contacts that night. - So have you ever been to Vietnam? - No, but we hear it's lovely. Jerry prefers to stay in one place. He had an anxiety attack watching an airline commercial once. Honey, I did not have an anxiety attack. If I remember correctly, that airline is now out of business, so thank you very much. Jer, I'm with you. I like to be in control. I like to be right there in the driver's seat. In which case, pray you're not a passenger.
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All right, tell me something here. Is it tender right there? Yes!
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I gotta go to the john.
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I'm choking! - All right. We're safe and sound. - Unbuckle it. Quick. - We're neither! - We are.