Put me down. I've got to save my family! [mocking] "I've got to save my family." Everyone says that, but no one has been able to give me a single reason humans are worth saving. Well, you-- Don't say something stupid like, "Ooh, the power of love."
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6.7s
I've learned we're all better off alone, no one to hold us back. Relationships are just too difficult.
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4.7s
[melancholy music playing] You're right, Pal. They're… [sighs]
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2.7s
-Here goes nothing! -[engine revs]
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[singing along] ♪ Mi-ya-hee ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-ha ♪ [over speaker] ♪ Mi-ya-hoo… ♪ Come on. ♪ Mi-ya-hee ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-ha ♪ What, uh, what is this? ♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-hee, mi-ya-ha ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-hoo ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha! ♪ ♪ You're gonna be a shining star ♪ ♪ In fancy clothes and fancy cars ♪ ♪ And then you'll see You're gonna go far ♪ ♪ 'Cause everyone knows who you are… are ♪ ♪ So live your life, hey! ♪ -[laughing] -♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ No telling where it'll take ya ♪ -♪ Just live your life ♪ -[laughing] -♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ -♪ Just, we did it again, homey ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm a paper chaser ♪ ♪ Just livin' my life ♪ -♪ Hey! ♪ -♪ My life ♪ -♪ Oh! ♪ -♪ My life ♪ -♪ Hey! Oh! ♪ -♪ My life, just livin' my life ♪ -♪ Hey! Oh! ♪ -♪ My life, my life ♪ -♪ Hey! ♪ -♪ My life ♪ ♪ So, just livin' my life ♪ [grunts] -Dad! Aah! -Watch out! Buckle up, kid!
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45.7s
I have made the metal ones pay for their crimes. [chuckles] Mom's scary now. [chuckling] Linda! Yeah. Where you been hiding? I could get into this. The lavender one has found us. We must retreat! Too late, scumbags! Hold on tight, sweetie. Mommy's got ya. [smooches] [screeches] What? No! No! No! ♪ Just live your life ♪ ♪ Watching what I do Come walk in my shoes ♪ ♪ And see the way I'm livin' If you really want to ♪ -[all] ♪ Hey! ♪ -♪ My life ♪ -♪ Oh! Hey! ♪ -♪ My life ♪ -♪ My life, just livin' my life ♪ -♪ Oh! ♪ -♪ Hey! Oh! Hey! ♪ -♪ My life, my life ♪ ♪ My life, just livin' my life… ♪ So, our weird neighbors are saving the world? Yes, they are, Jim. Now!
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6.8s
-Pig-- Dog-- Pig… -[Pal] Oh no. No, somebody stop her! Oh my gosh, please stop her! [robot in dark voice] Yes, my queen.
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4.1s
You can't stop us. You're just a human. [grunts] I'm not just a human.
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We'll distract them. Now, go break that phone.
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[electronic chime]
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2.2s
No! No!
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3.9s
No! [staticky] Not a glass of water!
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I made eye water just like you. We might actually do this. I wish there was, like, footage of us walking out of the mall in slow motion, fire behind us, like heroes. Katie, that would be a waste of time and absolutely unnecessary.
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[yelps, strained grunting]
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2.2s
[dad clears throat] No, not yet.
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2.6s
-Goodbye, you king of kings. -[panting]
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31.6s
Pulling a visual now. Ha! I told you humans would survive. We're fierce, brave, powerful, from the lowliest child to the most-- Oh! Why? Zebulon, scan those people for flaws. -Cowardly. -Weaker than a small bird. -[overlapping robot chatter] -[buzzer blaring] Just because they're not perfect doesn't mean they can't get better. -Incapable of change. -Will never get better. -No matter what. -They're horrible. Since you believe in that family so much, I'll save a seat for them in the pod next to you.
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27.6s
Hey, speaking of which, you can learn how to drive this thing. I can teach you stick. I know you think it's dumb and old and-- Uh… [flatly] I mean, "Father, I crave your wisdom. I would love to share this moment with you." And, seriously, that sounds great. Maybe I can cash in my coupon. Coupon accepted! [chuckling] Okay, okay, great. Okay, yeah, let's get down to business. You see, the clutch is this pedal. [Aaron] What was that? [Rick] When you hit a pothole… [Katie] Oh yeah. Okay.