Cool. Yeah. Wow. I guess cell phones are bad for you. [chuckles] That's egg on my face. You think cell phones are the problem? Are you insane? I gave you all boundless knowledge, endless tools for creativity and allowed you to magically talk face-to-face with your loved ones anywhere on Earth. And I'm the bad guy? Maybe the bad guy is the person who treated me like this.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.8s
Ugh, I'm so stupid. Hey, my daughter is not stupid.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.3s
[melancholy music continues]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
19.3s
Delicates. Fluff 'n' fold. Carnage! Also, pesto. When we are finished with you, there will be no leftovers. Huzzah! I thought that kill code thing would take 'em out! -Yeah, but it's only at 12%. -[thumping] -[beeping] -Would you like a soda? -[shouts] -Just kidding. [machines laughing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
20.9s
-[Linda] The road's blocked! -[Rick] Oh no. What are we gonna do? Dad, you're gonna have to do the… [groans] …the Rick Mitchell Special. -Wait, what'd you say again? -The Rick Mitchell Special. I heard you the first time. [laughing] I was just being a jerk. -[tires squeal] -Now, Katie, repeat after me. You have to go up the mountain… -[Katie] Up the mountain. -…across the stream… -Across the stream. -Down the river! -[Katie] And down the river! -[screaming]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
9.6s
You guys like Robo Slayers 4? No one around here have even heard of that. Why not? It's amazing. Oh, by the way, I saw some of your videos online. They're hilarious. -So good. -Mind-blowing.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.4s
[cheering] [man] We love you, Mark!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.6s
[Katie] Don't make me go.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1s
[screams]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.2s
[melodic music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
10.3s
[Katie] Yeah, that'll keep the robots out. [Rick] You don't know. Maybe locks are the robots' weakness. [Linda] Guys, can't we all just be terrified together as a family? [ethereal music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.2s
Let's, uh, just, uh, put a pin in that one. Hey, can we get a picture here or what? We're making memories here, baby.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1s
[Katie] Hang on, guys.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
9s
-[fly buzzes] -[gulps] -♪ Here we stand ♪ -[truck horn honks] ♪ Like an Adam and an Eve… ♪ [Rick] Ah, smell that open road air. [chuckles]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.1s
[cheering]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.9s
Mom, Mom, help! [sobbing] Please.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.8s
I think he's just afraid that could happen to you.