It's game time. -I'm Smart Racket. -[groans] -Serve. Backhand. Volley. -[groaning] Why does a tennis racket have a chip in it? [groans] -Help! -Mom! What? What are you-- Oh. Ooh, what are you doing? [chuckles] Hello. -[Katie] Mom! -No.
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Hey, Monch, catch.
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♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, Whoa-oh… ♪ Look at that man-made engineering. -[Monchi panting] -Ugh. Breath. Can't Monchi be in the car? -[groans] -[laughter] Oh, he licked my tongue! [spits] And now I present tricking Rick Mitchell into kissing the dog.
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1.3s
Come here.
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1.5s
[whimpers]
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4.1s
[all grunt] Butterfly formation. [all grunting]
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…doesn't even care. I care so much, but what else can I do, Lin? She doesn't even see how hard I'm… how hard I'm-- [groans]
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28.6s
Cool. Yeah. Wow. I guess cell phones are bad for you. [chuckles] That's egg on my face. You think cell phones are the problem? Are you insane? I gave you all boundless knowledge, endless tools for creativity and allowed you to magically talk face-to-face with your loved ones anywhere on Earth. And I'm the bad guy? Maybe the bad guy is the person who treated me like this.
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5.8s
Ugh, I'm so stupid. Hey, my daughter is not stupid.
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2.3s
[melancholy music continues]
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Delicates. Fluff 'n' fold. Carnage! Also, pesto. When we are finished with you, there will be no leftovers. Huzzah! I thought that kill code thing would take 'em out! -Yeah, but it's only at 12%. -[thumping] -[beeping] -Would you like a soda? -[shouts] -Just kidding. [machines laughing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
20.9s
-[Linda] The road's blocked! -[Rick] Oh no. What are we gonna do? Dad, you're gonna have to do the… [groans] …the Rick Mitchell Special. -Wait, what'd you say again? -The Rick Mitchell Special. I heard you the first time. [laughing] I was just being a jerk. -[tires squeal] -Now, Katie, repeat after me. You have to go up the mountain… -[Katie] Up the mountain. -…across the stream… -Across the stream. -Down the river! -[Katie] And down the river! -[screaming]
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6.5s
-[panting] -[distant whooshing] -Uh, Mom, what is that? -Oh, so great!
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2.8s
I canceled your plane ticket to college.
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1.6s
Mom, help!
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9.6s
You guys like Robo Slayers 4? No one around here have even heard of that. Why not? It's amazing. Oh, by the way, I saw some of your videos online. They're hilarious. -So good. -Mind-blowing.