"The daughters guard the mythic Tree of Life which grows golden apples that contain the seeds of life which gave birth to their realm protected by a... -dragon." -Hey, now. And I am suddenly here for this. I know, right? 'Cause, like, on one hand, totally terrifying. -On the other hand, dragon! -Dragon! Mary. What are we doin'? I don't know, man. This is your meeting. Right, yes, fine, but we all need to be on the same page and, and, and look, I often think that you think better than me. The wizard did not exactly give me a tutorial here, guys, okay? Like, I don't know how a lot of this stuff works. That, that room of doors, or that violin that is, like, constantly burning which is super weird but also definitely keeps the lair cozy, right? He didn't even tell me my superhero name. And it's not like I'm not tryin'. But I really, really need your help.
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5.2s
What is that? Ladon. The guardian of the Garden of Atlas.
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[foreboding music playing]
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2.4s
[magic trilling]
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2.4s
[grunting]
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1.4s
[roars]
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5s
[roars] Whoa, whoa, whoa! [people shouting]
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So when I found you guys, I had to hang on and I've been hanging on too tight. No. I should have let you do your own thing.
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3.4s
Oh, no. [people shouting in the distance]
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3.8s
All of them. You are no leader, Billy.
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1.4s
[loudly] Freddy!
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4.9s
Anne! Ladon, kill the traitor.
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3.9s
You know what? Screw it. Let's try. Let's try this crazy thing.
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2.1s
Hey, Steve, do I just dictate to...
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23.8s
[reporter] The Ben Franklin Bridge has collapsed. Fortunately, there are no casualties. Thanks in part to our local heroes, one with me now. It's great to be here, Nancy. What can I say? It's all in a day's work. Right. Well, how do you feel about being dubbed the Philadelphia Fiascoes? Given that that's not an official title, we feel nothing about it. That is not our name. [Shazam] Right, but the important thing is... What is wrong with these people?
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1.4s
Billy!
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5.8s
I'm Captain Everypower Junior. [chuckles softly, sniffles] Don't you forget it.
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21.8s
-Yeah. -Oh. -I'm the wizard. -Oh, this is the wizard. He's a wizard who's called "the wizard." Okay, get dressed right now. Come on, hurry up. [superhero Darla] Put on these clothes. This is so weird. [Shazam] Yep, yep. You guys are the Philly Fiascoes? Okay. This is in no way an acknowledgement of that stupid nickname but, yes, that would be us. Now can you pick up the pace? We have to go. The dragon is here!