[reporter] The Ben Franklin Bridge has collapsed. Fortunately, there are no casualties. Thanks in part to our local heroes, one with me now. It's great to be here, Nancy. What can I say? It's all in a day's work. Right. Well, how do you feel about being dubbed the Philadelphia Fiascoes? Given that that's not an official title, we feel nothing about it. That is not our name. [Shazam] Right, but the important thing is... What is wrong with these people?
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[Shazam] "Destroy bridge"? What? Not saving is different than breaking. Am I wrong? Am I wrong about this? Also, we saved countless lives. A hundred sixty-two. It's countable. Emotionally countless, Mary.
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-Okay. -No, no, no, I got ya! That's my sidekick. Captain Everypower Junior. Hey! Junior? You're gonna wanna hold on tight.
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7.5s
Where's Eugene? Where he always is. Mapping out the Room of Doors. [mysterious music playing]
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[Shazam] Eugene! Hey, buddy! Where you at?
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Is that a kitten? [purring] No.
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-[woman screams] -[grunts]
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[kitten purring]
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
50.4s
Organic chem is my meditation. [Shazam chuckles] Said nobody with friends ever, really. In point of fact, I'd have friends if I had gone to college. [Shazam] In point of fact is exactly the kind of smart thing that a smart person who doesn't need to go to college says. So, let's go back to the tape. Now, guys, as you can see, we started off real, real, real, real strong, right? Right up top, all that cohesiveness, energy, -terrific! -[cell phone ringing] Oh, sorry, Coach. Gotta fly IRL. No, no, no, I'm not done with the presentation. I know. And I love these daily recaps. I just gotta spread my wings a bit before dinner. -It helps keep me loose! -Okay, fine, fine. No recap. We'll go have a group hang in the air. That sounds great. I gotta test this slime for toxicity 'cause I'm starting to... tingle. Oh. The, uh, Phillies game just came on so I'm gonna go ahead and, uh, watch baseball. It's right that I give Tawny back.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
35s
[Shazam] Oh, come on! What is happening? What is happening right now? All or none, guys! If you say you have to work... I have to work. [sighs, chuckles] Why do you even have a job? Wonder Woman doesn't have a job! -Stop. -No, seriously. Do you think she wears a ponytail and glasses and, like, nobody recognizes her and she's, like, an accountant or something? Just stop. You are holding on too tight. Just 'cause Freddy wants to fly solo for ten minutes doesn't mean he's gonna leave you like your mom. Or me wanting to go to college means I'm abandoning the family. Oh. Okay, cool, it's about college again. I totally get it. Yeah. Do you really not see yourself? [sighs]
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
7.8s
Victor and Rosa can barely pay rent. And the state no longer sends checks to feed or house me and soon there will be no checks for you.
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So, clearly, some things do last forever. -[ominous music playing] -[wind blowing]
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[door opens, closes] I mean, it's literally called the Rock of Eternity.