No, no, no. No. No, no, no, no. [grunts] No, no, no.
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6.5s
'Cause without a plan, the world falls apart. I mean, garbage doesn't get collected. Water slides don't get built. Planes fall from the sky.
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8.1s
[cheering] -Are you kidding me? Come on. -Hey! Anybody could do this. Hey, padre. How much is it to get somebody in the ring? Ooh!
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5.7s
Come on, Marcus. Let's go find a goddamn fox. -[Marcus] Wait, what? -[Ron] Let's do this!
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3.8s
-Come on! Bring it in. -Whoo! Drink!
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2.1s
[Ron] There we go. Yeah!
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4.3s
[Kyla] Wahoo! -¡Viva la revolución! -[cheering]
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44.8s
Look, I've never been the type of person that can just float, you know? Marcus, you're missing the point. Yeah, real story, but a metaphor, because it has nothing to do with your body mass. I understand that. I mean, I know what metaphors are. I was-- Do you? Do you? If it isn't Special Forces and special… stupid idiot. You're lucky you didn't hurt my dad's dog yesterday, 'cause if you did, I would've hurt you. Okay, Gabe. Is that right? Right? You gonna kick my ass? -You wanna go right here, right now? -I think he wants to. 'Cause we can do that. If I may. Gabe, it looks like you're trying to lead with a power jab. Let's get those hips in. Get warmed up-- Hey. What are you-- Hands off. Whoa! Okay, man. I'm just-- Listen, I'm not here to fight anyway. My father sent me here to collect the rings. I guess the best man is supposed to carry the rings, so that's why I'm here.
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14.8s
Wait, wait, wait. Y'all getting married? -Yeah, we decided to do it. -[Emily squeals] [Kyla giggles] What changed your mind? Well, Ron and I wanna do what's best for Marcus. Why do y'all wanna do what's best for me? No, Marcus… Marcus.
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1.9s
[cheering]
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12.4s
-Marcus, I'm going in with you. -Mm-hmm. Every step of the way. [inhales deeply] Deep breaths. -[inhales] Okay. -I mean, this is from me to you. You're a big guy. Focus. Concentrate.
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15.1s
-That's Charlie? -Yeah, that's Charlie. We look nothing alike, okay? This is a pale white man with red hair. I'm not talking about his looks, man. I'm talking about his spirit. You both got this hard shell on the outside, then one bite and you get to the gooey center.
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5.4s
That is… Oh! …reindeer moss.
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16.1s
You know something? I'ma give these to my best man, but to my new best man, Ron. -Here you go, brother. -You mean it? -Can he do that? -No, he cannot do that. It's already been done. That's right. That's my best man right there. Marcus, this means… more to me than you'll ever know.
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8.2s
There is a good chance that nothing's gonna happen. ["So What'cha Want" playing] [both laughing]
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20.3s
All right. They gone. You can give me the rings back. What? No. I-- You-- We just said-- What? No, no. That-- I was doing that in front of them. I'm actually gonna keep the rings, so you just give 'em back to me. Marcus, you made me your best man. That's that. Best man holds the rings. Yes, I know what "traditionally" the best man do-- You can't just say the best man holds the rings and then not let the best man hold the rings. I got you.
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2.9s
Whatever. Okay. See you at tee off, assholes.
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19.3s
-Now we're on a championship course here. -[shaman chanting] So we are going to be keeping this club pristine. So, Gabe, uh, why don't you and Bennett play with Marcus and Ron today. Where's Ron anyway? Got your six, Captain. Ah, Lieutenant, good to see you. Hope you're comfortable in a foursome. As long as there's at least one girl involved.