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How is someone already throwing up? Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is not weird to you? -I mean-- -Don't look. They're not weird? They're the only people I've ever heard of to smuggle drugs into Mexico. -I don't know, baby. Screw it. -What? Can we for once, just in our lives, just say "screw it" to all the plans and just get on a damn boat?
Vacation Friends
26.4s
Why you want me to keep 'em? They're yours. No, they're ours. [shaman chanting] You guys are in our lives now. Nothing's ever gonna change that. [Marcus] Yeah. You know-- It would be nice if, you know, you keep what-- what happened here… here. Marcus, if you're worried about the catamaran, don't worry about it. I got you, dude. Care about the boat? I'm talking about everything-- I'm talkin' about all of it. Are you kidding? I'm gonna remember this week forever. [Marcus] What? Oh.
Vacation Friends
18.7s
[music ends] [wind whistling] [distorted] Did you hear that? [distorted] Oh… Oh, I heard that. Did you hear that? I heard it. I didn't know I could hear-- It's like, I know I can see shit, but I didn't know I was hearing shit too. [branch breaks] [footsteps approaching] What is that?
Vacation Friends
56.6s
Who the hell are these people? Surprise! -Hey. -Hey. What the hell you doing here? Matter of fact, why you not at work? Nice place, boss. Yeah, I would not have let us come to this either. But we do appreciate the invitation. What you mean "invitation"? I didn't invite you. Who-- Who did invite you? [Ron] Uh, ladies and gentlemen… Good evening everyone, and welcome. -[giggles] -[shaman chanting] What is he doing up there? Captain, uh, permission to say a few words about the happy couple? [chuckles] Hello, everyone. I'm Ron. I'm Marcus's suku'un. Of course, you wouldn't know that if you saw him choking me in the street earlier. -The fuck is he talking 'bout? -Shh. Marcus. Bet you're surprised to see your pals from work, huh? When I heard Kyla and I were your only close friends here, I called Parker Construction myself, and I told them, "You better get your butts on a plane!" 'Cause let's face it, it's times like these when you want your closest friends by your side. I was best man for my army pal, Charlie Anderton. Man, Charlie and I are super close. Like, I talk to him every day.
Vacation Friends
1m3s
-Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kyla. -[chuckles] Thank you, baby. Isn't he so cute, you guys? Don't you wanna bake him at 350 till his skin gets crispy? [giggles] I do. Um, as you can see, I'm currently with child, which is, like, actually insane because Ron and I were told that kids, like, weren't gonna be in the cards for us. Without going into too much detail, it was a semen issue. You know what I mean? So for us, he could shoot far. Not like my friend Sue's husband who it kinda trickles off the top of the dick like a waterfall. No, when he shoots, he shoots fast. He shoots hard. He shoots, like, a straight shot. So it's more kind of like what's in the shots that's the problem. [chuckles] Anyway, Larry and Nancy, rest assured. Because even if these two choose to not have kids of their own, your legacy is alive and well and kicking right here inside of me in my fertile womb. -This is what I was trying to tell you. -What are you talking about? But something super magical happened when we were in Mexico. And, Marcus, you are destined to play a really important part in our child's life.
Vacation Friends