GIen? What? He toId us his Iife story. Yes, and thank you for that, by the way. Do you know, if you actuaIIy Iistened, you might Iearn something. (SORRY WHIMPERING) Sorry needs to go out. I'II go. I wiII take him. I'm gonna take him for a sniff. Don't go anywhere.
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What? Oh, that is cough syrup with codeine. SpIash of vodka. Can I have a sip? ActuaIIy, I'm feeIing a IittIe. . . Mmm. You want some weed? Hmm? Oh, no, thank you.
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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SINGING) And it's raining pussy! (VOCALIZING) lt's raining pussy Dude, ever since DeIiverance, man, I've been with a different girI every day. And they don't care about getting pregnant. They don't care about diseases, or are you gonna caII them back, or can you provide for them, or do you have a smaII dick, or are you reIated. AII right? And it's Iike the apocaIypse. . . The apocaIypse has IeveIed the fieId, man. Oh, my God. Do you want to doubIe-stuff that cookie? (SINGSONG) Do you want to doubIe-stuff that cookie with me? Two chefs in the kitchen We're double-stuffing the cookie Dodge and Roache You guys, Iook! Sarah and Dave brought heroin. It's time. Bucket Iist! Bucket Iist! Wait, where's Lacey? Let Lacey do it, she's a dentaI assistant. I'II do it. Yeah, you do it, Lace. ROACHE: Here we go. DIANE: Oh, don't grab, Roache. Let's watch her, Iet's everyone watch her do it. ROACHE: Put some Radiohead on. I want to do heroin to Radiohead.
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RADIO ANNOUNCER: ...they have yet to make a statement regarding rumors of a classified space launch for high-ranking government officials, religious figureheads, and important contributors to athIetics and entertainment.
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Oh, my God ! That's great, right? Yeah, it's pretty good. What wouId be great is if I couId caII her from a reguIar phone, or I couId just hop on a train to wherever, or not die in the outer suburbs. But instead, I am on the scenic route to the guiIIotine with you, and you.
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Oh, hi, EIsa.
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You couId have toId me that yesterday!
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I don't know, you couId watch TV here, or something, whatever you Iike.
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Hi, Mr. Dodge.
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You know, your mother didn't make it any easier. . . Don't. Don't say another word about her.
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So how Iong were you with this guy? TotaI?
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Okay! Gotcha. Guys, I'm roIIing pretty hard right now, but if you two keep it super positive, I wiII bring you those M-sIides. And maybe an order of spin-dip for the tabIe. That is amazing ! And you know what, it's his birthday today. Why didn't you teII me that? Happy birthday!
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Okay, I finish. Okay.
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She never reaIIy Iooked happy, especiaIIy when she was with you. That's new information. ReaIIy? Mmm-hmm. Why do you think she didn't want to have kids? (GASPS)
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(GASPING) Oh ! You're earIy! Hi. Aw. Warren toId me about Linda. Oh, yeah. . . I am so surprised she didn't do it sooner.