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- Bad. - Bad. Gary, every time.. You see those wontons, Gary? - You see the size of them? - Mm-hmm. Those wontons are too big, my friend. Everybody loves those. People ask us for the recipe. We won't provide it. It's part of our training... how to deal with people who want the recipe too bad. - Oh? -We have a phrase we have to repeat. - What is that? - "We won't provide it." I can see the value of these now. I can have the kids from the neighborhood come over and bounce up and down on them at a fucking party. - Oh, sarcasm, I get it. - It's like a bouncy house. The poor man's wit. My question for you, Gary, is: How do you want me to eat these with my normal human mouth? Do you want me to unhinge my jaw like an anaconda? Should I put this in my belly and lay out in the sun - for two months, digesting it? - Dad, enough!! My God!! - Just pay the poor guy. - My God. Yeah, and maybe you should get some forks in the house so your dad doesn't have to unhinge his stupid jaw to.. We're done here, and for the record, your wontons are way too big. Nobody can fucking eat those. No, I can eat them; just give them to me. - Good night, Gary. - I'd be very happy to eat those. Your house has a bad vibe. No more rice, no more pasta. It's time to eat an honest meal. Biaggio? You and I will take to the trees. Patrick, you, uh.. Yeah, yeah, I know. I-I pick berries and apples and forage. And it makes a lot of sense, yeah.
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- So, Patrick's a wrestler? - Oh, very good one. - Yes, a good one. - Very good wrestler. So what's that, Greco-Roman or arena? Don't answer that. Greco-Roman. What's arena? Arena is pro. Do you think that Joe would run away - to prove a point? - Oh, hold on now. We don't know that they've run away. I mean, there is absolutely no reason that Patrick would run away. Not for Patrick to run away, no. - Okay. - You're right. It's a classic kidnapping. They took our children and the canned goods and pasta. All right, look, I hate to admit it, but Frank is right. Right now, we have to assume that these are voluntary disappearances. Wow. What do you know? The police, always pushing their pig Irish agendas.
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On now to the story which has captivated much of Tottenville County. Where is Joseph Toy? It's been more than four weeks since the 15-year-old left home. Toy's friend Patrick Keenan returned home safely this past Tuesday with his family calling it, quote, "a miracle." Keenan claims he hasn't seen Toy in weeks. Toy is described as approximately five-foot-seven, with straight brown hair and blue eyes. Anyone with information regarding Joseph Toy should call the Tottenville County Sheriff's Department. Coming up: Could caffeine lead to longer, stronger..
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Hello? Hi. Hi. I just wanted to make sure that you didn't get shot last night. No. No, no, no. I survived. I, uh, wound up getting stuck with that kid Biaggio, though. Oh, yeah, I spoke to him once. He told me that his uncle died on the Challenger. That's the price of space travel, right? Uh.. yeah, sure. Um, so get ready for this. Paul skedaddled on me last night. Uh, wow, that's.. That's a dick move.
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I forgot about that. Are you laughing? Are you laughing at that? It was.. it was more of a laugh of admiration. For the murder of a turtle? The turtle died, then? Yeah, the turtle died, Frank. I suppose that's a shame. The problem is Joe's a mama's boy. Clarissa was good for him. She just let him be.
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