Punching Bane. That was unnecessary. Oh, no, you can't fight Bane anymore either. Really? Yeah. Or Riddler. Or Catwoman. Or Condiment King.
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I'm sorry, my Bat-ears must be malfunctioning because it sounds... I surrender! Okay, you know what? Cool it. You're a criminal. You run, and I catch you. Not anymore, Batman. You were right. There is no "us." So, there's no point in me trying to fight you anymore. Therefore, I will be surrendering myself to our strong-willed and forward-thinking new commissioner. Blink, blink, blink. Blinkety blink, blink, blink! That's really suspicious. Yeah, it is. What are you up to, Joker? I just wanna go to Arkham and pay for all of my crimes. Blink, blink, blink. Blinkety blink, blink, blink! Are you actually saying "blink"? No! Blink, blink, blink. Joker! That's enough. Okay, Babs. I got this. Not so fast, Batman. You can't fight me anymore. I'm off the market. What are you talking about? I'm off the menu. You won't get to fight any of this anymore.
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Alfred, you've been watching way too many Lifetime movies and drinking chardonnay. - It's Pinot grigio, sir. - Whatever it is. Listen, you don't have a family. You're satisfied serving me.
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...surrender. What?
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1.3s
As you wish, sir.
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Man, am I sorry I asked. Anyway, have fun in jail and... Batman, what are you doing?
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6.7s
Uh, what did you just say? I said, "I surrender." Joker, what are you doing?
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5.6s
Scuttler online. Chief O'Hara, we're coming in hot! I'm almost there.
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2.5s
So what do you know about having a surrogate son?
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1.9s
I've always wanted one of those.
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2.2s
Me! The Joker!
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5.6s
Gentlemen, seal breach in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
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11.7s
- Hey, watch it! - Commissioner Gordon! What is it, O'Hara? We just got a report! All the Z-grade villains have broken into the energy plant! What are we gonna do, sir? The only thing we ever do. Flip the switch to the Bat-Signal! Flip!
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1.2s
Holy cow!
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6.9s
Joker, do you read me? 10-4, girl buddy. We're ready for you, sugar plum. Well, then, let's raise the roof!
The Lego Batman Movie
25.4s
Gotham Tower, this is McGuffin Airlines, Flight 1138. We are transporting 11 million sticks of dynamite, 17,000 pounds of C-4, about 150 cute little classic bomb-type bombs, and two best friends! And request permission to fly over the most crime-ridden city in the world. Over. I'm just looking at all the guys' faces here in the control tower. - I'm good. - Sounds good to me. - Do it! - Yeah, as long as they're best friends. - Thumbs up! - Yep, I think we're cool with that.
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And music. Edgy, scary music that would make a parent or studio executive nervous. And logos.