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38.6s
Longclaw? Hello, Sonic. If you're watching this, then something has happened to me. And I pray you've made it to Earth unharmed. This world has been chosen for a very important reason. It's the secret location of the Master Emerald. Whoa. The Emerald has the power to turn thoughts into reality. Like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. Shh! In the wrong hands, it could threaten all life in the universe. Protecting the Emerald was my sacred duty. And now I must pass that responsibility to you.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
27s
[Sonic on tape] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. I wouldn't come any closer, because this little hedgehog had way too many chili dogs. Oh, no. Oh, no. [Farts] I'm so embarrassed. Get out of here quick! Oh, no, here comes another one! [farts] Go. Now. Save yourself. [tape rewinds] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. I wouldn't come any closer, [distorting] because this little hedgehog had way too many chili dogs. Oh, no. Oh, no. [Farts] I'm so embarrassed. Get out of here... Ugh! I knew I should've used real farts.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
25.6s
But trust me when I tell you, there will come a time when your powers will be needed. But you don't choose that moment. That moment chooses you. Whoa. Look at you. [Chuckles] Look at that. I just got goose bumps. Wait a second. Did you steal that from Oprah? No, sir. That is a Wachowski family special. Came from my dad, in this very boat, on this very lake.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
27.7s
You see, Earth is my turf, G. If you don't know how to floss, you'll be lost without me. I understand nothing of what you just said. I help you retrieve the Emerald, and you use it to... destroy the hedgehog! You're suggesting an alliance. Around here we simply grip each other's hands tightly.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
1m22s
[grunts] Because you saved me first, which clearly gave you a tactical advantage I do not understand. It wasn't a tactic. I couldn't just let you die. Why? I've been trying to destroy you since the moment we met. Because being a hero isn't about taking care of yourself. It's about taking responsibility for other people. Hmm. Wise words. An ancient Earth proverb? No, sir, that's a Wachowski family special. I got it from a guy in a rowboat. Someone who means a lot to me. [biplane approaching] Wait a second. What's that sound? Only Sonic the Hedgehog needs rescuing this much. [laughs] That sly little fox! Come on, Knucklehead. We're not beat yet. On the mountain, you told me you'd lost everything. The way I did. But you seem so hopeful and free. How did you move forward despite failing again? And again. And again. And again. And again. Okay, I didn't fail that much. But I didn't do this all alone. I found a new family. New friends. And you can too. You don't have to be alone anymore.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
35.9s
[Wade] I'm done playing games, pal. You're gonna tell me what I want to know. And I am asking you for the last time... what would you like on your bagel? I'm not telling you anything. And that is a display bagel. I don't get it with you! I mean, I've tried everything. I was good cop. I was bad cop. I was cop who offers you a bagel. And nothing. It's like... That is a display bagel. Wow. [rumbling] [electronic warbling]
Sonic the Hedgehog 2