Chosen one. The so-called perfect man. Pure of heart. Flawless in every way. What made you so worthy? I'm sorry, can I help... Do you want an autograph or something? Give me your power. Or die. Oh, snap! You're, like, a bad guy, right? Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Before this gets really stupid for you, you should know that I'm basically invincible. The weapons of man draw no blood from our kind. I said, stop right there! The only thing that extinguishes magic... is magic.
Shazam!
1.4s
Where is he?
Shazam!
1.9s
- I'm Batman! - Get him, Batman!
Shazam!
1m2s
Come on! Shazam! Billy! Billy!
Shazam!
4.4s
Santa needs help! Help! Give us a shout if you need us.
Shazam!
5.3s
Come on! Come on... Yeah.
Shazam!
8.8s
So, it seems Philadelphia has gotten an early Christmas present in the form of its very own superhero. And we're out.
Shazam!
1.5s
You can fly?
Shazam!
2.3s
Running out on us! Lying!
Shazam!
1.3s
Santa!
Shazam!
18.6s
Gross. You said you'd come. You said I would come! I never said I was... I'm a superhero, dude! Well, you're acting real heroic. How much people paying you today? Listen, I have serious responsibilities now, okay? But that's cool because I can carry that burden with my... Hands! Lightning with my hands!
Shazam!
2.2s
I'll just call him. I'll just make sure.
Shazam!
2s
Just don't be so hard on him, okay?
Shazam!
10.4s
Come on now. Hands! Lightning with my hands! Lightning with my hands! Lightning with my hands! Hey. Hey.
Shazam!
1.7s
No way.
Shazam!
8.6s
So, like, what do you and Mrs. Claus do in the summertime? Well, in some ways, Santa is always here for you.
Shazam!
8.3s
Oh, my God, honey, are you okay? - Are you okay? - Yeah. What happened? Are you hurt? Come inside. We need to have a talk.
Shazam!
4.9s
Huh? Then I get a call from the school, telling me you've been cutting class! Getting in fights!