Even if I could, I mean, honestly, what could we do with that that's cool? I don't know, maybe command an army of billions in the ocean. Oh, yeah. Well, that's not that cool.
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But I wanted a tiger. Oh, but this is the real prize, baby. See?
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Someone help me!
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2.4s
Help!
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1.4s
You broke it.
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11.2s
- Stop it! - Hey. Hey, Dad! Hey! Thad, you can't go crying to other people all the time. A man needs to know when to stand up for himself.
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5.5s
Thad... I said no toys at Grandfather's. But it's Christmas.
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Wait. I'm good enough, I swear! - What? Let me back in! Calm down, Thad! - Don't open the door! - Stop it! - Calm down. - Stop! Hey, I'm gonna kill you, you little freak! Stop... Oh! I was just there. This man, this wizard, he took me to a castle and... Stop. Stop! Stop it! You miserable, whiny, little shit! You could have killed us! Do you understand that?
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25.3s
Ah. But first... you must demonstrate that you're pure of heart and strong in spirit. He lies. Don't be his champion. We can give you power. Take the eye.
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Your father thinks you're weak. Show him your power. Take the eye. No.!. What? What happened? Only the purest of hearts can resist their temptations.
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3.2s
But you, you will never be worthy.
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You did this. You did this! No. Dad.
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Dad? Dad! Dad?
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Take it.
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3.1s
Family is more than just a word.
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Obviously. And, um, if you have a location on a cliff. Like a castle-esque type thing. - Overlooking some water. - Overlooking some water, seas, below it. Rough, you know... Like a waterfall, - so you can drive into... - Waterfall, yeah. If you... Yeah. Look, Maximum Voltage, is it? You can call me Max. Look, Max, why don't you just start with how many bedrooms you're looking for? - One! - Seven. - One? - Seven? What, am I running a foster home now?