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1m38s
If you guys want drugs, I can get you good shit way less expensive than online. Nigga, we don't need to buy anything. We need to set up a store to sell. Wha... Nah, really, dude. What can I get you, man? I'm dead-ass serious, nigga. Dead-ass serious. Okay. Okay. All right. Wait. 'Cause this is ridiculous, man. Why the fuck, after all these years, you can call me N-word and I can't say it? Yo, look, we already went over this. I'll have to slap the shit out of you again. I don't want to do that. See, that's not even right. I mean, like, really. You know I'm not the one, all right? This is all love here. Look, let's... Let's get back... Hey, you asked me to do something for you. I'm like, "What?" I'm down. I don't give a fuck. Because you're my people, all right? You're my n... And this is where I would insert that word. It's nothing personal. You're still my nigga. But I gotta slap the shit out of you based on principle. - Let's get back to what's goin' on. - No, no, no. Wait. Principle? Okay, you want to talk principle. What about Jib here, man? This dude isn't African-American. He's like fucking Latino or Moroccan or some shit. Where's this conversation going? Technically, he shouldn't be able to say the word. - Why can he use it? - Okay. Because I'm 14% African. Four... Fourteen? That doesn't... Shit, I'm probably 14%. I am 14% African. Ancestry.com. Look, we don't give a fuck. - For real? - Just say the damn word, okay? - It doesn't matter. It's cool, right? - I don't give a shit. I give a fuck. Don't say that shit. I will slap the shit out of you. No, no, no. No, you won't because you have been outvoted by your peers. I'm George W. Bush. I don't give a fuck what the vote says. Dig. What the fuck?
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1m32s
I prefer not to say. Okay, I see how we gon' do this then. If this ain't a nigga named Malcolm at Yukon and 104th Street, then I'm gon' kill your ass. How do you know where I am? Find an iPhone. Steve Jobs a motherfucking genius. Oh, shit. Now, if this a nigga named Malcolm, say, "Damn right." Otherwise, click-click-boom. Damn right. Damn right, my name is Malcolm. Malcolm. Malcolm! How you feeling, man? Dom told me there was a mix-up. You accidentally took my lunch. That true? - Took your lunch? - Yeah, my lunch. A nigga hungry. Yes. Yes, I... Yeah. Uh-huh. Baloney sandwich. Mm-hmm. Baloney. It got cheese on it? Yeah. Mm-hmm. We talking about the same sandwich, nigga? 'Cause I ain't ask for no cheese. I find that my fucking sandwich got cheese on it, I'm gon' kill your ass. I don't know. You just... You know, there's a bag and... What? What? You're the one wanted to get all cute, talkin' 'bout baloney sandwiches and shit. - I just asked you if you had my lunch. - Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Uh, your lunch. It's right here. I'm looking at it right now. Coolio. Now, after school, you're gon' see a red El Camino parked... and this handsome-ass nigga inside. That ain't Lance Gross, nigga. That's yours truly. Just walk up, hand me the baloney sandwich and be on your way. You have a nice, happy, productive life with a hell of a story to tell. You got it? Yeah. Yeah, I got it.
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36.2s
Yeah. Yeah, okay. All right. So, you order a Casey Veggies CD from Amazon, right? No, you don't order a Casey Veggies CD. You just go online and you download it. Yeah, okay. All right. But you are aware that Amazon does ship discs, right? And if you order that disc and it does not come in a timely fashion, you're gonna call them and say, "Where's my stuff?" And Amazon has to assume responsibility. But it's just one CD. But what if it's 100 orders and 100 CDs don't show up? Or a thousand? Or 10,000?
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30.2s
Word. Malcolm, Jib and Diggy... are all deeply obsessed with '90s hip-hop culture, submerging themselves in the music, watching old Yo! MTV Raps episodes for fashion tips... and using the slang. Huh? Bro, that shit was whack. - What? - They were biting Brand Nubian. That's not even possible. Jackpot, niggas. Gushy, gushy. Mmm! Oh, did I mention that Diggy was a lesbian? Although from the way she dresses, you might not have noticed she's a girl.
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33.2s
10,000 in cash. Now, as long as your Bitcoins stay in the exchange account, they're safe, untraceable. Now, if you were to exchange the Bitcoins into dollars... and transfer that money into your Jacoby Check Cashing corporate account, there would be a really, really small chance of it getting traced... by the DEA or FBI. I mean, that would only happen if you were idiotically sloppy... while setting up the Bitcoin exchange account.
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34.8s
Thank you. Good luck, little man. Bring that beat back! One, two, three, four! Here it is! The set ain't over! Come on, y'all. Let's get busy. Come on. Say "Yeah!" Say "Hell yeah!" - Ain't it funky? - I'm not doing this shit no more. Bro, I can fix this shit. I can fix this shit. The bag is almost done. The shit is almost gone. I mean, I can't sell this shit no more. We almost just got fucking caught. Look, I don't want to go to jail. I want to go to fucking college. I want to get a good job. I want to help my mom! Dig?
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