- Yeah. - Right. But here's something to wrap your brain around, man. I've never had intercourse with a pussy. Mm-hmm? Only asshole and oral. Okay?
Dope
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And the best part... Watch.
Dope
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William went to... Prep school, where he smoked a pound of weed a week, skipped classes... and had a 1.9 GPA, yet got a perfect score on his SAT. He was accepted to his father's alma mater under academic probation, which meant he had to maintain a 3.0 grade point average. So, William hacked into the... database, erasing all grades from the entire freshman class.
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So the question isn't, "Am I technically a virgin?" What the question could be is... "Am I technically... gay?"
Dope
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So, technically, you're still a virgin too.
Dope
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Oh. That's deep, nigga. Yeah. I don't know.
Dope
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Yeah, this popped up about a few weeks ago. Look at what they're moving. It's major volume too. I don't know why they're calling it "Lily." Maybe, uh, 2 Chainz called it that on a mixtape. He's a rapper. Yeah, you know, "The Birthday Song." "Big booty ho."
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Principal Harris tells me that there are three young men... who actually joined the Google Science Fair. Please.
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Proof... that the public school system is still a ladder... to success.
Dope
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Small-batch, craft-brewed, 40-ounce malt liquor.
Dope
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This shit better work, Will.
Dope
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Okay, never mind. Forget it.
Dope
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Bye. Bye, guys. Have fun.
Dope
2.1s
Okay, cool. Thanks.
Dope
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Um, is that offer still on the table? Help. If you're busy, I can come back tomorrow or later. No, um, no. They're... They're about to leave. Yeah. Yeah, we were stepping.
