Holy fuck-a-moley! Is that real? It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin. In my country, it's pronounced "Stallone."
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Okay, this is an offensive line of questioning. I don't think it's offensive. It's important. If you don't wanna answer, you can get up and walk away. I can't keep you from retreating. - He's gonna go for the button. - He's sitting there. Not moving. - He's going for the button! - He's not. - Oh, shit. He's making a move! - Don't move, homie!
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I beg your pardon? Why don't you feed your people? They are hungry. Specifically, two-thirds of them. Isn't that embarrassing since you're the one they view as a provider and a god? And you spend $800 million on nukes every year? And you have 16 million starving people?
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I'd absolutely love to.
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It was amazing. - It was amazing? - Yeah. It was one of the best days of my life. - What? - We smoked joints... played basketball... fucked chicks. We had the best margaritas. Did you say you fucked chicks? Oh, my God. Kim Jong is an animal! You know you have to kill this guy tomorrow. I've been thinking a little bit about the mission. Okay. America, you know... always putting its nose in things and screwing them up. The truth is, Kim is a master at manipulating the media. - Yeah? - You're the media. You get what's happening here?
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Yeah. Let's go.
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Bye, Sook!
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- That's a great saying, okay? - Hate us because they ain't us! They hate us because they ain't us!
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- Where are we? - I don't know. Is this China? - I don't know. Looks like North Korea. - Yeah.
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You're fucking up the angles!
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Oh, no.
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Guess what we named him? Kim Jong-un! That's a little fucked up, no? It's super fucked up. But he's cute. "But there was none of that.
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Oh, shit!
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Get them in.
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This.
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Follow me.
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It's crazy.
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Over the years... I grew close with Kim Jong-un. When he rose to power, he took me with him.