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Uh, what? I used to think that I wanted Brooks' life, but, you know, turns out he was just... You're a loser. He's a loser. Uh, guilty. But us making a family? That's not pellets. That's the fruit. That's fruit, it's fruit. Wait. What's going on? Plus, think about all the dum-dums that have kids, right? And think about how much better our kid is gonna be than their kids. It's gonna beat their kids at everything. It's taken you this long to see that? Our baby is gonna crush every other baby. I'm sorry, that's right. And not in that peak-too-early, you know, kid actor kind of way. Mmm-mmm. No. We will parcel out his or her gifts over time. - Absolutely. - Yes. We gotta teach it Mandarin right away. 'Cause China's the future. - It sure is. - Yeah. - You're the future. - Oh, my God.
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29.8s
There she is. - Hey, Dr. Chin! - Hey, Max. - Let's play. - Yeah. Uh, The Crying Game? Uh, Boys Don't Cry? SARAH: Is that a tear? Is that the actor? - MICHELLE: Mr. Potato Head. - Are you drawing the actor? - Cry-Baby? - Yes! - Time! - It was The Green Mile. - ALL: What? - How is that The Green Mile? This is me at the Regal Cinema crying as I did through much of the film. How we supposed to know that, Gary? I assume everyone cried during The Green Mile.
Game Night
32.6s
Bastian. Baby! - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - (KEVIN SIGHS) So, how are we supposed to get this egg out of Donald Anderton's house? I don't know. I'm gonna figure it out. "Unknown Caller." Please don't be Gary. Hello? MAN: (DISTORTED) We have your brother. Um... Okay. We know where the egg is, and we're actually on our way there right now. We can do a swap, okay? Please don't hurt Brooks. Meet us on the East 4th Street bridge at midnight. If you're late, he dies. - Oh, my God. - Um... Boy, that's less than an hour from now.
Game Night
28.6s
That's my Boomer! That's my Boomer! Man, this is some Django Unchained bullshit. Water! That's my boy! Good boy! Good boy! Rich people are fucked up! Kramer, get Logan ready! Okay, minimum buy-in is now 10 grand. Okay, I think we should split up. Yeah. And let's start upstairs. Anybody finds the egg, just text the others, okay? And for God's sake, be careful with it. All right? - Gotcha. I got it. - ANNIE: Be safe.
Game Night
55.5s
Hey, let me introduce you to my date. This is Sarah. Sarah is head of company accounting at our office. Well, corporate communications. And she's also British, which means she's smart as shit. - I'm Irish. - Okay? Same island. Well, it's really not. - Nice to meet you. Hi. - Nice to meet you, too. - I'm Max. - Annie. So, you can't always judge a book by its past covers, can you? - ANNIE: Mmm. - Almost a saying. - Here you go. - Hey, Brooks. - Cheers. - We didn't know if you had any games, so we thought we'd bring you a few of our favorites. Hey, look at that. - (CLATTERS) - ALL: Whoa! - MAX: Huh. - The poor games. I told you we're taking it up a notch. The game that we're gonna play tonight is so epic that we don't need a board, and we do not need pieces. Still didn't need to throw them across the room. I was being theatrical. Holy shit! Are we doing a fight club? A what? It's when rich people pay poor people to fight each other... Hey, hey, hey! Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. Stop with the fight club, okay. - It's nonsense. - No. Ryan believes everything he reads. Thank you. So, what are we playing?
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20.8s
Yeah, baby, that's not Denzel. Yeah, it is. Mmm. No, it's not. Dude looks a lot like Denzel, but it's not him. You're crazy. That's... Look at that, that's Denzel. Okay, let me ask you this. Did he say he was Denzel? Well, no... He tried to introduce himself, and I cut him off because I told him I knew who he was.
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