You done wound me up. 'Bout to show you what I'm working with. Uh! ♪ Well, Ali Baba He had them 40 thieves ♪ Scheherazade Had a thousand tales ♪ But, master, you're in luck Because up your sleeves ♪ You got a brand of magic Never fails ♪ You got some power In your corner now ♪ Heavy ammunition In your camp ♪ You got some punch, pizzazz Yahoo, and how ♪ All you gotta do Is rub that lamp ♪ And then I'll say ♪ Mister, man What's your name? ♪ Whatever What will Your pleasure be? ♪ Let me take your order I'll jot it down ♪ You ain't never had A friend like me ♪ Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre d' ♪ Come whisper to me Whatever it is you want ♪ You ain't never had A friend like me ♪ We pride ourselves On service ♪ You the boss The king, the shah ♪ Say what you wish It's yours, true dish ♪ How about A little more baklava? ♪ Have some of column A Try all of column B ♪ I'm in the mood To help you, dude ♪ You ain't never had A friend like me Oh! Uh! This the big part! Watch out! This the big part! Oh!
Aladdin
1.9s
Don't mention it.
Aladdin
1.3s
Carpet!
Aladdin
2.4s
Abu, jump!
Aladdin
17.2s
Could you give me a hand? First, the lamp. No, first your hand. We don't have much time. Give me the lamp. Your hand! Second no more, master. Now your hand.
Aladdin
3.8s
How about my foot? No! No!
Aladdin
2s
Get off me, monkey!
Aladdin
5.3s
Stop. Dirty monkey! Second, second!
Aladdin
21.6s
You can't wish for more wishes. Three is enough. Now, I can't make anybody love anybody or bring anybody back from the dead. Feel free to interrupt me anytime you don't understand. I'm kidding, don't ever interrupt me, no matter what. Now, I usually don't have to go through all of this... because by the time the guy gets to me, he pretty much knows what he wants... and it generally has to do with tons of money and power!
Aladdin
24s
I am Prince Ali. But how would you know the city so well? I came to Agrabah early... because to know a people, you have to see them for yourself. But you already know that. When we first met, you were disguised in your own city. You saw us arrive with dancers, an elephant, and a magic carpet. How could a street thief have all that? But how could I not recognize you?
Aladdin
17.2s
Obviously, you can't dance and listen at the same time. So, here's the basics. Step one, rub the lamp. Step two, say what you want. Step three... there is no step three. See, it's that easy. You get three wishes... they must begin with rubbing the lamp and saying, "I wish." Got it? - I think so. - Couple other rules.
Aladdin
8s
I'm sorry. I'm embarrassed. I mean, you've seen more of Agrabah in days than I have in an entire lifetime.
Aladdin
10.4s
So, how does it work? You're kidding, right? The whole song was the instructions!
Aladdin
7.2s
No, no, no. Please, please. You can thank me outside. In the sun. When you wish us out.
Aladdin
1.6s
You can clap now.
Aladdin
1.2s
Whoa.
Aladdin
2.5s
Sometimes, you just have to see it from a different perspective.