All right! Looking good! Okay. You said you wanted to help people in real trouble, right?
Sonic the Hedgehog
55.9s
Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest. You got it. I am great at resting. I rest faster than anybody. Still talking. Uh, first of all, can we take a moment to acknowledge how under control I've been? - Amazing. - Didn't freak out. - No. - Totally calm. - Thank you. - Ahh. Second of all... What the heck is going on? Is that thing an alien? Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl is always going on - about the blue devil? - The blue devil! - That's him? He's real? - Yeah. What is he doing here? What are you doing here? I... kinda sorta... shot our little blue friend with your tranq gun. - No, you did not. - I didn't mean to. This is kinda hard for me to explain. And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy. He has to get to the Transamerica building, and I promised I'd take him. Uh-uh! Aliens? Maddie, your husband's lost his mind. Use this as an opportunity to leave him. No one would judge you.
Sonic the Hedgehog
13.7s
Well, that's what you're doing. Blue alien hedgehogs still count as people. Right? - I think so too. - Yeah. - I think. - Okay. I love you. Did I tell you that already? I don't deserve you. You know that? I know that.
Sonic the Hedgehog
21.1s
- She'll be fine. - Yeah, let's do that. Mm-hmm. This is my house! Coming through! Whoa, whoa! Now this is my turn, and I go around you. Sorry! And... - perfect park. - What are you, crazy? Is there anything you didn't hit? Why did we let the alien drive? Hey, I got us here. And please, five stars.
Sonic the Hedgehog
8.6s
- Hey. - Hey. So, my truck still runs, but it's pretty much totaled. You think your sister would mind if we borrowed her car? You have got to be kidding me!
Sonic the Hedgehog
7.5s
Well, I don't see the appeal. Stop! That is very gross.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.9s
- Oh. He's... gone. - Yep.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.2s
So you won't hurt your feet anymore.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2s
For saving my life.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2s
Ha-ha-ha!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.2s
Thank you.
Sonic the Hedgehog
24.6s
- That's not good. - Uh... Sonic, I know you got the super-speed and everything, - but Maddie and I... - Totally defenseless? Probably gonna get blown up? Pretty much, yeah. Don't worry. I know exactly what to do. I was not expecting that. But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.9s
- Really? - Uh-huh.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.4s
Mmm?
Sonic the Hedgehog
7s
Hey! Has anybody seen my waitress? Still waiting on those buffalo wings. Why, you!
Sonic the Hedgehog
21.7s
I have to go to the bathroom. - He's gonna be okay, right? - Uh... He'll snap out of this. He'll wake up soon? Oh, smelling salts! Don't you have, like, vet smelling salts, like for cats or parakeets or something? No. They don't make cat smelling salts. - They should. - I have human smelling salts in my human first aid kit. Okay.