I don't mean to be indelicate here, but someone should get some ice, keep the body fresh. He's just a silly little alien. He didn't belong here! That little alien knew more about being human than you ever will. His name was Sonic. This was his home. And he was my friend.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.4s
- I think these belong to you. - Thank you very much.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Donut Lord?
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.9s
Who the hell do you think you are? I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a...
Sonic the Hedgehog
4.4s
You're not... You're not here to abduct me, are you? You abducted me.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.2s
Uh, little help?
Sonic the Hedgehog
32.7s
So, as I crashed into the cold, dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things. A, I have no idea where I'm going. B, saltwater stings. C, I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am. Why? Because you shot me! - I know. - You shot me! All right, I heard you the first time. You don't have to pile it on. Good grief. I'm wet. I'm cold. There's a fish on my head! And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own.
Sonic the Hedgehog
7.8s
I'm gonna go check in with Wade, see if he knows what's going on. You're gonna see Wade in that glass thing? What is it, a teleportation box?
Sonic the Hedgehog
8.4s
Eh, you're right, it was lame. Gift shop was cool, though. I got you a mouse pad. When are we gonna get there? We will get there when we get there.
Sonic the Hedgehog
5.5s
Can we help you? We don't like your kind around here. Our kind? What kind is that?
Sonic the Hedgehog
3.6s
Road trip! Whoop-whoop! What am I doing?
Sonic the Hedgehog
13.7s
We did not do it. Who is this guy? Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going? My turn. Here, just keep us going straight. I put it in cruise control. I feel just like Vin Diesel. "It's all about family, Tom."
Sonic the Hedgehog
7.5s
Where are you going? Just drive the car. I'll take care of this. And if I don't make it, just ditch me. You seem good at that.
