Boy, I am two seconds from bein' on you... Like white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm ! I will put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. Try it.
Major Payne
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- You want me gone, boy ? - Yes, sir. I said, "Do you want me gone, soldier ?" Yes, sir ! Then you meet me outside the R.O.T.C. buildin' at 2100 hours. You ladies want me gone, you'll get your chance.
Major Payne
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Really ? Well, where'd you get it ? From my heart. Left ventricle. I took it out myself with a field knife. And I want you to have that. Thank you, Benson.
Major Payne
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Where is the first place trophy from the Virginia Military Games ? Wellington Academy, sir !
Major Payne
3s
Good night, princess.
Major Payne
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It's from my heart.
Major Payne
2.1s
Good night.
Major Payne
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Go tell Mama bring my field knife.
Major Payne
2.9s
Go, Tiger ! Go !
Major Payne
14.3s
Look at you, though. Regular little soldier man. You a hard-ass now ? What are you doin' here ? It's Parents Day, and I am your legal guardian.
Major Payne
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My name... is Major Benson Winifred Payne ! I'd like to be the first to welcome you... to the Madison School. What we've tried to develop here... is a family environment. One of trust and understanding. I'd like for you to think of me not only as your commanding officer, - but as your friend.
Major Payne
27s
What the hell are you doin' in my office ? It was a trap. You set us up. I mighta made a little anonymous call. You didn't think they was just gonna hand it to you, did ya ? We got the crap kicked out of us because of you ! Tonight wasn't about fair or unfair. It was about achievin' your objective.
Major Payne
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Did you ? Did you even see that trophy ? Oh, I saw it. And when you saw it, did you want it ? Yeah, to get rid of you. That's not what I asked ! Did you want it ? I wanted it. - To own it ? - Yeah. - Deserve it ? - Yeah. - To win it ? - Oh, yeah. Then let's win it, you bruised-up turd ! If you really want it, I'll show you how to earn it.
Major Payne
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Arms, hut ! Left face ! Ladies and gentlemen, Wellington Academy. - Forward march ! - Drill leader: Sergeant Michael Rachmill. Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup. All right, gentlemen. Let's look alive here ! We got trophies to win !
Oh, I see you and your friend Cujo here... got a little attitudinal problem needs some readjustin'. I'm gonna fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry. Hey, Corporal !